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Ah, good ole summertime, the season of barbecues, bare skin, beaches and lots of hot fashions. Be prepared when the season of fun and frolicking in the sun rolls around again! No matter where you go this summer ladies there are certain staples that every fashionista must remember to have and do to completely enjoy the summer to the fullest. Make it a summer season to remember and enjoy with these summer essentials.

We begin with:

Flip-Flops
Flip-flops are fun, functional, cute and a great way to show off your summer pedicure. They look terrific with skirts, pants and shorts. Just a bit of advice though from someone who knows- they are NOT meant for walking great distances in- OUCH!

Tank Tops
Tank tops are cheap to buy and can be worn casual or dressed up. Wear a tank with shorts, jeans, capris or skirts. There are so many options and they come in tons of different colors and styles.

The Flirty Skirt
Summer skirts are very in. They come in many different styles, colors, materials, patterns, lengths and prices. They can easily be worn with different tops- try it with a tank, a halter or tee shirt. Many summer skirts are cut on the bias, which flatters all figures.

Halter Top or Dress
These are classics so they deserve their own category. They pay homage to the earlier, gentler days of summer. They flatter figures and are perfect under a light cardigan or blazer. Black is a classic color of choice as it is sophisticated, stylish and just plain looks fantastic but so does the color navy. Patterned halters and halter dresses are the rage as well. Go with what you like best and what suits your tastes.

Empire Dresses
Empire dresses look so lively that they are an instant pick-me-up to your confidence and energy levels. Also they announce individuality with a capital I. Everyone does not wear them and that is definitely part of their appeal. Plus if you shop carefully and with a discerning eye you are guaranteed to find one that fits your figure perfectly!

The Summer Purse
Choose from straw, rattan, canvas, totes, clutches, colorful plastic beach bags and Kelly bags. Nothing says leisure and R and R like a breezy summer purse. The great thing is that they are very affordable so you can own as many different styles and colors as your heart desires! After all accessories are as important as the outfit. Must not forget that!

Nail Polish (Fingernails and Toenails)
This one is the perfect tribute to the season. Go without polish the rest of the year but do not dare to neglect to color up during the heat of summer. Go for splashy hot pink, racy red, brazen bronze and get those fingernails and toenails noticed. Or for a change, go white- try the French manicure. It is very clean looking not to mention ultra chic. A definite winner.

Slingbacks and Slides
These are not to be confused with flip-flops. They are much more classic and definitely carry an air of class and sophistication. Slingbacks (which you can start wearing as early as April) and slides (let it warm up a little and then haul them out from the back of your closet) are some of the most flattering and stylish footwear around. Match them up with your dressy outfits and you are all set!

Esthetics
Shrug off the vestiges of a long, harsh winter by making an appointment with your friendly esthetician. You will feel better, look better and it will help you to enjoy your summer to its fullest. There is a reason why products such as Nair, Neet and waxing strips are sold. Ask any athlete. Electrolysis is expensive and time consuming but permanent if you want to go that route. Consider getting your eyebrows done too ladies. Once smoothed into the right arch, they perform a valuable face-framing function, which is particularly important when you are wearing a minimal amount of makeup.

Capris
Capris are short summer pants that are so versatile. They come in many different lengths, whether they be capri pants, pedal pushers or clam diggers. These are a summer staple. They are lightweight and look great with almost everything. They are summery enough to wear to work with a blouse or to head to the beach with a tank top or halter. Plus when summer rains come calling, there are no heavy pant legs or hems to drag through puddles or to drag around period.

Sunglasses
A definite summer must-have. They come in all different brands, types, shades, colors and styles that you could own a variety of pairs. They are as cheap or as expensive as you want to go. Just make sure before buying a pair that they contain standard UV protection. An added plus of sunglasses is that they help ward off wrinkles and what woman would not be pleased with that?

The Visor or Hat
Do not forget your head as you prepare for a day at the park, beach campsite or pool. Whether your preference is a visor or a hat they are both functional and fashionable when the sun is beating down. Visors fit on just about any head and hats come in a wide variety of materials, fabrics, colors and styles. While they are not acceptable at dinners or social engagements, they are perfectly okay at barbecues, beaches, patios and shopping. If your choice is a visor then go for a rattan one. It is more polished looking and will hold up well.

Hairpins & Accessories
This is an especially important one for ladies with long or shoulder length locks. There are many different varieties of hair accessories to jazz up your do, keep your hair out of your face and keep your neck cool. Bejeweled hairpins, clamps and barrettes, and that is just the beginning. Experiment with different ones. Consider the many possibilities!

Lip Gloss
This is one of the most important makeup items for the summer season. It has a lot to offer. It is light and dewy, it complements a tanned face and it plumps up even the thinnest of lips. There are so many varieties at so many prices that you can afford to try out as many colors as you like. Layer lip gloss over lipstick or wear it alone. It delivers a hint of color and that is all you really need this time of year. Plus the wet look of gloss makes it very sexy and kissable looking! You do not need lip liner like you do with lipstick and gloss can be applied without a mirror.

Bright Eyeshadow
Put those darker, smoky shades away for now as it is time for the pearlized shadows of summer. In the makeup world summer nights call for more bolder and brighter colors. This is not the time to be shy makeup wise! Try one of the new hues available in green or blue. Experiment and find out what looks good on you. Applied properly and paired with a light swipe of mascara, the bright eyeshadows of summer take away the need for eyeliner.

Hair Highlights
No need to try to blend into the crowd this time of the year. Try something new! Go a little wacky and lighten up with some summer hair highlights. Highlights add volume to hair and who would say no to more volume?! They frame your face and throw a little more pizzazz into your summer look.

Floral Anything
Flowers, floral, they all speak of the carefree days of summer. Some women do not like to even consider the floral motif in clothing. They believe it to be a fashion faux pas because of the fear that it will make their less than perfect figures look, well, even worse- it might enhance their hips, stomach, chest, arms or legs more than they want. But really now, nothing says breezy and summery like a great floral pattern. Besides it is one of the only times of the year that you can look like a garden and get away with it. Try different designs and styles and find the one that makes you feel the most comfortable. Throw caution to the wind and indulge a little!

So now you are ready to take on summer! Just one last thing, do not forget the sunscreen before you head outdoors. I recommend one with 15 or 30 SPF. Nothing can kill a good time and ruin the summer season like a painfully (ouch!) uncomfortable and potentially dangerous, sunburn. Relax, have fun and be safe.

By Brandi M. Seals

It is a stereotype that men have no fashion sense. I know a lot of guys who do not so I can definitely see how the rumor got started. For all those men out there that need a little guidance when it comes to what to wear, I have a few suggestions for you.

Regardless of your style or line of work, there are a few key pieces that everyone needs in a wardrobe. They may not get a lot of wear during your everyday life, but they are pieces that you will want to wear when you are on a date or have somewhere nice to go.

Button-up Shirt
Button up shirts are great if you are going somewhere nice. Wear one with a suit, or just with a pair of slacks. Either way, you will look dressier then you would in just about any other kind of top. You do not need to wear a tie with a button up. You do not even have to tuck it in.

Button up shirts are great because you can dress them up or you can dress them down. Where one with a coordinating tee shirt underneath and only button some of the buttons. Leave the shirt untucked and you have a perfect outfit to wear out to dinner or out to a club.

If you are going someplace that requires a bit more class, where the button up shirt buttoned up with a pair of slacks. You decide if you want to add in the tie.

Slacks
Even if you work in construction or another job that requires you to get a little dirty, you should own at least one pair of slacks. If you own no other slacks, get at least one pair in black. That way they are pretty versatile.

Wear slacks with the buttoned up shirts, with a sweater, or anything else that you want to spiff up a bit. Avoid pleated slacks as they give off the impression that you are carrying a little extra puff in the groin region (and I do not mean this in a good way). A good pair of flat front slacks that do not taper is what you want.

Khakis
Khakis are casual and yet a little dressy at the same time. If you are looking to be a little more dressed up for a casual dinner, grab your khakis. Pair them with polo shirts, tees or even a casual button up shirt. Just make sure the two go together.

One thing to keep in mind is that the more pockets your pants have (as in cargo pants) the less dressy they are.

Jeans
Get dark wash jeans. They are easier to dress up then their lighter counterparts. I think all guys already own a few pair of jeans so there is no real need to highlight what they look good with.

When purchasing new jeans avoid tapered legs, pleats, and loose style jeans. You should not be swimming in your pants. Girls want to see your butt. Grant them that pleasure by getting a pair that actually fits. If you need help determining what fits, take a friend along with you or ask the sales clerk for help.

Nice Coat
A great outfit will be hampered if the only coat you wear is old, faded, falling apart, or dirty. Evaluate the coat you have. Is it time to get a new one? If so try to pick out something nice in your price range that you can wear everyday and yet one that would still look good when you are dressed up. Black leather is generally an easy out if you are having trouble finding something that fits that description.

If the coat you already have is still in great condition, keep it that way. Remember to clean it from time to time. All too often people go without ever washing their coats. On a side note for all the guys from living out in the country, a Carhartt is not a nice jacket. It may keep you warm when you are out hunting but it is not something to wear out on a date. If you do not know what a Carhartt is, consider yourself lucky.

By Brandi M. Seals

Dates are fun and exciting, but it always seems that getting ready for a date, specifically a first date, is a stressing experience. Thoughts of 'what do I wear' fly through the head. Inevitably more than one outfit gets tried on. Who am I kidding; everything in the closet gets tried on. To help relieve the stress of finding the perfect outfit for a date, I have created a list of tips that will help any woman find the right thing to wear.

Appropriate Attire
Where will you be going on the date? What is your date like? The answers to these two questions will go a long way towards telling you what you should wear. You do not want to show up under or overdressed for any occasion. However, when in doubt, overdress just a bit. You will probably still feel like you stick out but you will not be as self conscious as you would be had you underdressed.

If your date involves going to the movies, you should be safe wearing a good pair of jeans, some boots, and a nice sweater or top of your choice. Steer clear of tee shirts. That is just too casual. You want to look extra special nice, not like you do every day.

If your date is to go to a play, you are going to want to take things up a notch. Regardless of where the play is held, you should wear a nice dress or skirt. We are not talking ballroom gear here, just something nice. Perhaps that little black dress in the back of the closet that you never know when to wear might be appropriate.

In the off chance that you do not know where you are going on the date, take a cue from the person you are going with. If he is generally a fairly casual fellow who likes tee shirts and jeans, then the outfit described for a night at the movies is probably what you want to wear. If your date is more of the metro-sexual type, be prepared to dress up a bit more. A skirt with a cute jacket is a good choice in this situation.

The Clothing
As I have already revealed, the basic date outfits involve a good pair of jeans or trousers with a nice top, a simple but pretty dress, or a skirt and a jacket. But what is also important is the condition of the clothes.

I cannot iterate this enough; make sure your clothing fits. If you are wearing a jacket, you should be able to button it. You do not have to wear it buttoned but everyone will still be able to tell it is too small even if the buttons are not straining. Pants should not pull in the crotch or have lines on the back. Both are signs that your pants do not fit. If you do not have the perfect 30 inch inseam that standard pants come in, make sure you are sporting the right length. You should not look like you are running from a flood and you should not be walking on your pants.

Dresses and skirts need to an appropriate length. At the knee is pretty much the standard for anyone over the age of 18, but if you are young enough, why not go a little shorter. Just make sure your business is well covered. Your bum should not be hanging out the back. If your skirt or dress looks like something Paris Hilton would wear, it is probably time you donated it to charity.

In addition to making sure your clothes fit, they really ought to look nice. Stay away from bold prints since they are often over powering. Pick items in colors that complement your skin tone. That means you will need to try the items on when you buy them.

Anything that has grown old and is really past its prime really should not be worn. I do not care how much you love that light blue cami, if it has a snag in the back that you plan to cover with a jacket, it is time to say goodbye. Go out a buy a new cami. You will be much happier knowing you can remove your jacket if you get warm.

Recently in our homeschooling coursework, I decided it was time for my twelve and thirteen year old daughters to have a course on charm, beauty and fashion. Much like their mom, they are somewhat tomboys at heart. We have always encouraged them to climb trees, participate in sports and wear blue jeans and hiking boots; after all, we live in rural Maine. Yet, when I was growing up in Colorado, land of more blue jeans and hiking boots, my mother forced (yes, forced) me to take a class on charm. It was horrifying to me, as I had to show up on the first day of class in high heels, stockings, and a dress at age thirteen. But I met many other nice girls who were about as eager to be there as I was. In our collective misery, we learned to walk and sit with good posture, to put on make up properly, and we learned all about our colors and how we should dress to be attractive, yet modest.

So this school year, I purchased a charm book from a homeschool curriculum catalog. On the first day of school, my daughters were actually a bit excited about taking the course. We began reading through the book and found it to be quite boring. It was written many years ago, and it seemed like it was written for very young girls, perhaps five or six year olds, rather than middle schoolers. But not only was the writing out of date and lame, the content was also a bit disturbing. For instance, the author spoke about how girls should stay fit and healthy by eating a healthy diet, exercise, etc., with which I agreed completely. Yet, in giving her suggestions, she talked about how unattractive it is to be chubby, and other such things. The use of the word, "chubby," to me, was outdated and even offensive. She also talked in other ways about how physical appearance is of utmost importance. While I agree that we should all look our best as well as be clean, fit, healthy, and such, we should never judge people solely on their physical appearance. Needless to say, we ditched the book after only about two weeks.

But the book really got me to thinking. Thankfully, my mother had taught me all about fashion, fitness and charm, not only because of the course she put me in, but also by her own teaching; and I realized that I had actually done the same for my daughters. I also realized something I already knew; that in the 21st century, a girl or a woman can be very attractive, feminine and modest in blue jeans and hiking boots. Dresses, stockings and high heels are not required. I also realized that by simply preparing healthy meals and having healthy food in our home, I had taught my daughters about proper eating habits. Our life-long encouragement of them to participate in sports, including soccer, basketball, cross country running, and ice skating, has kept them healthy and fit. And blue jeans aside, my daughters know when it is appropriate to put on a dress and stockings; they are both quite tall, so heels are optional, but they know what proper shoes look like.

But perhaps most importantly, my daughters are not judgmental of other people based on what they wear. They have many friends, both homeschooled and those who go to traditional school. Many of the girls are very fashion conscious, but only in limited ways. Consequently, my daughters have friends from all the typical middle school "groups" and "cliques." They have friends who only wear preppy pastels, other friends who wear nothing but sports paraphernalia, and still others, many others, who are into the popular gothic look with black make up and shredded clothing. Although I used to be one of the kids who wanted so much to belong to a specific group, my daughters are friendly with all the groups and view them all equally. The only time this is a problem is if they want to have a party and invite all their friends; often the different groups of friends do not want to be together, but if that is our biggest problem, then charm wise, I think we are doing ok.

Hair...it's been called 'crowning glory', and with darn good reason. No matter what you're wearing, or NOT wearing, your hair is always there...providing you with a completely unique fashion accessory, tailored to match your personal coloring at a cellular level. While it may not be the first thing I notice about someone, it's the image of their face and hairstyle that sticks in my brain as part of my people identifier file. Something like this: Hmm...Mary...*clickwhirclick*...oh, right blonde feathered gal.

That being the case, I've always wondered why people hang on to bad hairstyles for so very long...especially those who take the time to update their wardrobes, but leave their hair decades in the past. Sadly, I've been a victim of this fashion crime on occasion. Until three years ago, I had very long hair (to my waist) with bangs. Too many bangs..not just wispy cute bangs, but a whole 1/5 of my hair bangs. Soooo unfashionable. I contemplated cutting my hair short to the length of the bangs, but short really isn't a good look for me (my hair is very wavy and has a mind of its own) so I then faced the horror of the bang growout. It took me nearly two years to get them to a length I felt comfortable with, then headed to the salon and got my hair chopped, so it just brushed my shoulders. I felt like a goddess. But why the hell did I wait so long???? I think it's because we get used to seeing ourselves a certain way, and if we liked what we saw at one point we're afraid to change. Just my two cents, of course.

There are a few golden oldies that are still out there, lurking on the heads of the otherwise fashionable. For your amusement, I present my favorite Hairstyles from Hades:

The Dorothy Hamill, circa 1975, named after the Olympic Gold Medal winner in figure skating. She was cute, perky, and had the female version of the Bowl Cut. Sure, it looked adorable and fun while she was spinning on the ice...but unless you're doing your own ice spinning and wearing lovely skatewear, it's just NOT a good look. I've got a personal vendetta against this one, too...when I was ready to start kindergarten, my mother forced me to cut off my long, long hair...and I got my very own Dorothy Hamill. I looked like a little boy. People thought I was a little boy. And I never did any spinning, either. What a waste. When I see this one out and about, I can't help but wonder if the wearer is hanging on to a dream never fulfilled...and she's usually on the pudgy side, which creates a very unpleasant mental picture.

The Beehive, circa 1960. I don't even really need to describe this one at all...you know what it looks like. Your grandma had one, and if you're old like me, your MOM had one, perhaps in her wedding photos. A moderate version of this style has become popular again, to which I say NAY, leave the past in the past, PLEASE! There is no need to pile all your hair on top of your head and spray it so that you could fall 40 stories and still have an intact do. NO! I've seen it worn with fem sweaters and jeans...and it makes me nauseous. Of course, some older ladies never moved on...you'll usually see them at the mall in their polyester pants, though I HAVE borne witness to a few with too much makeup and leather pants. Yes, I'm serious. Bottom line: unless you're in the B-52's, this is a fashion don't.

Dreadlocks. By definition, according to wiki, these are: 'matted ropes of hair which will form by themselves if the hair is allowed to grow without the use of brushes, combs, razors or scissors for a long period of time.' Um, EWE???? They are the oldest documented hairstyle and have been worn for thousands of years...that's great and all, but PEOPLE...we have shampoo and combs now, so use them please. I suppose this style will never die, as I see them everywhere. They look most ridiculous on men in suits and women in evening wear. Yes, I've seen it with my own eyes. I'm not sure what message they're trying to send by not caring for their hair, but unless paired with a loincloth, dreadlocks are out for me.

And lastly, the hairstyle that should be banned in some legal fashion...the Mullet. Short in the front, long in the back. Or, if you prefer...business in the front, party in the back! Popular in the 80's and early 90's, worn by men AND women. This is the one that is most frightening as a fashion statement, and the one I still see most often out in the real world. Usually it's paired with dirty jeans and a T-Shirt with either a band or beer slogan, therefore being apropriate for that particular individual's sytle...but I HAVE seen them with suits, tuxes and dresses. That's when I have to run off to the ladies room and have myself a giggle, or just stand there with my mouth agape. And then it crosses my mind to drag the person to a bar, get them all loaded, and SHAVE THE BACK OFF.

Interestingly, there haven't been many new hairstyles of late that I dislike enough to make fun of. Have we turned a fashion corner? Are the days of the Vanilla Ice fade behind us? Only time will tell...and hey, even I'M finally within the decade of hair fashion!

There is something about broomstick skirts. I don't even like skirts, and I hadn't worn them since I was a child, until last year when I bought a broomstick skirt.

I think they became popular sometime in the 80's and lasted through the 90's, but I'm not sure. I remember my mother buying one for my older sister when I was a kid. My mom loved it just because she didn't have to iron it. I remember I thought it was pretty weird to have a skirt that looked like a rag, because that's what it looked like to me, but my sister also seemed to love it. But I never had one. I wasn't interested in skirts. Especially not that kind. It just wasn't my style.

And as I saw them begin to reappear on the shelves while I was in college, I thought, these skirts look okay, but they all had these strange layers of ruffles, varying colors, and I thought it was very strange that they seemed to be coming back into fashion in a time when I felt that clothes were starting to look pretty sophisticated again. And although I didn't hate them, and I didn't think that people who did wear them were weird, the one thing I knew was that I would never be able to be in one without feeling completely self-conscious.

Well, something possessed me last year to buy one. I have no idea what could have prompted that. I was in a drugstore, I think, a drugstore where they occasionally have very silly articles of clothing that aren't very expensive. And I saw one and I thought it was interesting, and as usual I felt like impulse buying because I was shopping alone, and I convinced myself as usual when shopping alone that someday I would wear it even though all previous evidence indicated otherwise. But when I went home, that skirt was with me, and the first time i tried it on, I thought to myself, this is something I didn't expect. I think I like this!

Naturally, that skirt was of a very poor quality, being bought at a drugstore and all, but I wore it. I wore it for days on end -- but only at home. It was cozy, soft, cool. I remembered a girl I used to know from India who always wore skirts. I just thought she was one of those people who likes to be dressed up all the time, but I remember the day I first realized that she had some skirts purely for the purpose of wearing at home. That's an amazing idea, I told her, it must be so comfortable (and inwardly i was thinking, and nobody would see me in it! I wouldn't have to feel weird!). That first, poor quality skirt of mine is falling apart now, more from poor quality than from use, though I did use it quite a lot. But the important thing is that that skirt was a gateway to more. I didn't have an intense fear of the idea of wearing a skirt like I used to. Wearing skirts alone in my house was something that made me more confident about skirts in general. So confident that I actually bought one -- one with ruffles, and graded multi-colors -- in a clothing store, in front of other people shopping for clothes! This one was a grand increase in quality from the last one. The first one you could see through as if it were gauze (it practically was!) -- good thing I only wore it at home I guess. The second one came not only with a better material, but also with an under-skirt of a gauzy material that prevented the absolute show-through problem that I had with the previous skirt.

I started wearing it all the time at home, and occasionally, when I went out shopping alone on weekends. Mmm a broomstick skirt with no care required, just wash and scrunch! I had heard they got their name because you are supposed to wrap them around a broomstick after washing in order to keep the crinkled look -- the tag on mine said just to twist it up and tie it in a knot, which I still faithfully do. Soon enough, I was wearing that very skirt to go out shopping with friends! In public! Even with the boy I liked! I don't know what got into me.

Well, that skirt is still in my day-to-day wear, and I recently bought another, very similar one on a clearance rack at Sears. It's so cozy, and it's so easy to take care of! I don't feel ridiculous anymore when I wear the skirts in public (which I know was a ridiculous feeling to start with, right?), but I still can't bring myself to wear them to school or work (I **know** nobody cares, but **I** care!).

So my lesson is this...if you want something as comfy as it gets, and you are scared of skirts and need a boost into world of not pants, try the broomsticks. There are a wide variety, frilly to not frilly, silly to not silly, (I think) sophisticated to absolutely casual. They are suitable for casually going out with friends, for shopping, for laying around the house, for going to school (even though I don't) -- absolutely versatile! I don't know why I didn't get interested in them earlier.

This question troubles me a lot, especially when I watch on television all those designers talk about the new trends in fashion and what we have to wear every season. Is there a rule? Or is it just a matter of spending money. If fashion was changing every one year or every ten years what would all those designers do about it? How would they pay there expensive tastes for vacations in exotic islands, or redecorating there huge houses? On the other hand, a lot of people are able to find work because of all this industry. Anyway, let's talk about fashion as if it was just a matter of history...

Looking back to history from earliest times, man has changed his clothing frequently finding always something new to wear. This phenomenon known as "fashion", spray up thousands of years ago. Men and especially women have tried to wear new things, different things, clothes and accessories that would impress people or frighten others. Everything is a matter of taste anyway. To fulfil these people's need, to give those new clothes, other people had to have new ideas, to create always something different and new; and so the 1st fashion designer was born around 5,000 years ago. From then and onwards designers are an active part of society. Some of them are classics, some just quite good, others new and some are worth keeping an eye on because they are going to go places.

Accessories always played a big role in fashion. Shoes and boots for example were from prehistoric times a must for man since he needed them to cover his feet, to protect him from rough ground, stones, and insect bytes. In 15,000 year old wall paintings, in caves in Spain, the first known images of footwear are boots.

Archaeologists found the earliest footwear in Egypt. These were the sandals that workers building the pyramids left behind and since they were left in the dry sand, they were preserved till now. In Ancient Egypt sandals were made of palm leaves plaited together, with thongs at the ankle and toes.

Footwear can be divided into three groups: Sandals, Shoes and Boots. During the approximately 8,000 years of recorded history man has made millions of different shapes of footwear. Imagine an ancient man naked and barefoot, running over the ground chasing animals for food. It is almost certain that he would cut his feet on sharp rocks or prickly undergrowth. As a result, this would be very painful and also would slow him down. As man evolved into thinking human being he would find ways to protect his feet, as this was very important since the feet should be in a good condition to enable him to walk, run and therefore hunt.

One of the first inventions of man was string since he had to use it in order to keep the skins of the animals tied to his feet. It does not sound like an exciting invention, but actually it was tremendous. The reason is that when human learned how to use plant fibres in order to make string (by twisting them together), he could use that string to make several things for his everyday life; like bags to carry things, to make belts so the animal skin would stay onto there body, to make nets etc. Oregon Sandal is the oldest shoe found in the world and it is about 10,000 years old.

Shoes played a major role in people's lives through the years. If a bride, in the 16th century in England, falsified her height by wearing Chopines her husband was entitled to an annulment. "Elephant's Ear" boots were used by Cavaliers in the 17th century. They took this name because the top fold-over leather was wide and floppy and looked like an elephant ear. In France, before the French revolution, gentlemen wore very decorative high-heeled shoes with buckles, jewels and embroidery; called "Louis" after the King. One aristocrat lost his life because he had diamonds on the buckles of his shoe, so as you can see that was not a very good idea... For the Victorians the tightly laced high boot was compulsory, since they felt that the sight of a women's naked foot was too erotic. In Byzantium only at the very beginning people wear Roman footwear. The most common was enclosed tied overshoes made of cloth, or wore over stockings, or silk and leather slippers up to the ankle decorated with jewels. If the person was a priest there was a cross on them. Soldiers and manual workers wore strips of linen or leather tied on wood or leather soles. A very light sandal of a single thread through the toe was worn sometimes. In the late 1800s, in United States of America, the first rubber soled shoes were developed. They were called plimsolls. In the 20th century Yves St. Laurent made one of the longest boots in 1963. They were made from crocodile skin. The Go - Go boot of Andres Courreges is another famous 60's boot.

There are shoes for every occasion; formal or informal, walking shoes, running shoes, slippers etc. All made from materials we can find in nature or man can create himself (like plastic or rubber for example).

Shoes are a very important part of the history of costume, and the people who make them are very creative and imaginative. You can spend thousands on shoes. They are not only a necessity but a fashion must as well.

Ah, ladies, let's all take a moment to reflect on our wedding day (if applicable...if not, and you're a gal, you may have it all pictured in your mind anyhow so join in, will you?). Lovely, wasn't it? Picturesque, peaceful, romantic...you and your spouse pledging love to each other for all eternity. And, if you're like most people, you were surrounded by three or more of your favorite women...be they friends, relatives, or strangers your husband asked you to include, there they were, holding your crap and smiling and trying not to look better than you. Now I ask you...were you kind to them when you dressed them? I know, I know...it was YOUR day, and you had SO MUCH to be responsible for already and you just HAD to have teal organza because it went with your scheme...mmm hmmm. But really, were you? Or did you just pick a dress and run with it no matter if you had a size 2 and a 22 in your party?

First, let me speak from personal experience. My wedding took place in my living room, with me, my spouse and the town mayor in attendance. The groom wore jeans and a lovely dark green cotton Eddie Bauer shirt, the bride wore a light khaki tunic sweater, jeans and Birkenstocks (hey, they matched the sweater...go me!). The mayor wore her mayoral robes, which were white, in case you were curious. I had no bridesmaids to dress, by choice...and I obviously didn't really put much thought into dressing myself. I DID comb my hair and put on some necklaces, which is pretty much 'dressed up' for me (fashion lover, and a victim!). But I HAVE had the displeasure of working as a waitress at many a wedding back in the day, and I have also been forced into bridesmaid bondage by a few friends and a sibling along the way. The main friend gown horror was back in the early 90's, when it was 'in' for the bride to wear light pink instead of white. My friend, always trendy, simply HAD to do this for HER wedding. Okay, that's fine. I don't care for pink, and was glad I wouldn't be wearing it. And then. We went. To the bridal store. And I saw. It. *insert Godzilla theme here* It was satin. It was long. And it was WHITE. I've mentioned in previous posts that I'm a fat girl...now I'd like you to imagine a size18 WHITE SATIN GOWN. I'm also NOT a sun worshipper, so I'm pale as a ghost. These were low cut, which is okay with me because I dig my boobs, but they were also off the shoulder and required a strapless bra. Again, hello, FAT GIRL HERE! (Yes, I know being fat is my fault...I don't MIND being fat and am just VERY aware about what I should NOT be wearing.) And, the dresses were SOOO long and everyone else in the wedding part was not only fat, but SHORT. When I saw the white satin gloves and white satin shoes I nearly passed out. And then I saw the PRICE TAG of $300...but I had agreed to be in the wedding, and stayed in for my friend. Whom I don't talk to any longer, 12 years later. Funny stuff, that. I WAS able to use the dress a few years later at Halloween when I went out as a corpse bride. Before the movie.

The sibling horror wasn't as bad...and she paid for the dress, so that was a bonus...but still, I was stuffed into an emerald green JC Penny gown with matching shoes. The other bridesmaid was in a ruby red gown. No, the wedding wasn't anywhere near Christmas. Go figure. This one got cut up and made into pillows at some point.

And the dresses I saw as a waitress...unbeliveable. Scary. Shocking. And the brides, smugly grinning.

So, ladies...my tips to have happy bridesmaids if you haven't taken the plunge yet:

• Think about who you want in your party before you even begin looking at dresses. Make a list of sizes you need to incorporate, take photos if you have to for easier visualization.
• Choose colors for your theme that can be combined with something that is actually wearable in public, pehaps for future occasions.
  
• Pick a dress that is reasonably complimentary to small and large body sizes, with a length that is manageable.
• Be up front about costs, and if you know that someone you feel you must include doesn't have much expendable cash, offer to help if you can.
• If you can, be open to the idea of having everyone in the same color but a different style.
• If you refuse to compromise on any issues, at least have an open bar so your party can get drunk immediately and forget about the horrorshow they're wearing.

The author of the blog, "What Name Will You Wear" bemoans the fact that we are all walking billboards. I liked the phrase so much that I considered using it as the title for my article on this subject but I refrained from stealing a fellow blogger's excellent wording. The realization that Rowan came to in her blog is one that was forced on me several years ago. I fought being a walking advertisement for awhile, but once I realized I was an interactive billboard, not just a static piece of wood, I have come to enjoy the whole advertisement process.

I too remember my first pair of status jeans. I struggled to lose weight so I could finally have the honor of spending fifty dollars on a pair of Guess Jeans. This was the 1980s and everyone who was anyone had a pair of Guess Jeans. The price was steep for me in those days but trust me, I got enough use from those jeans that on a per wear basis, they were almost free. I loved having the Guess name on my behind and I wore those jeans until they fell apart.

I also had a fetish for sweatshirts. I bought sweatshirts with the location of my travels broadly printed on my chest. I had several college sweatshirts, (I was in school in those days) and a variety of location sweatshirts, such as Hilton Head Island or Tempe, Arizona. I did not have many, but those that I did have, had something embellished on the front.

In one of my first encounters with a man who would become my future brother-in-law, he expressed, in a disgusted tone, that I was always advertising something. He perceived me as a walking advertisement for the colleges or locations on my sweatshirts. This was a new concept for me and left me vaguely disturbed. I never viewed my sweatshirts or my actions in wearing them, as an advertisement for the locations I had visited. I just liked collecting and wearing sweatshirts. While I wondered why he did not have the same disgust for himself and his never ending parade of golf shirts, his comments sunk into my brain. I no longer wore, in public, clothing that identified certain destinations or colleges unless I endorsed those locales. I became aware I was a walking advertisement and I only wore brands I wanted to advertise.

As I became more and more aware of the effect of visible branding on myself and others, I became aware of certain societal behaviors that occur when we see someone in clothing that we can relate to. Labels on the outside of clothing or accessories are the easiest; If you are wearing Guess Jeans, you notice others with the same tag on their behind. Subconsciously you think, " there is another person like me". When you are meeting new people, you often look for similarities to find others you will be compatible with, jeans or a handbag can be that first indicator that someone else likes the same things you do.

The clique scenario, where everyone has to wear the same clothes to be accepted, is the stuff of endless teenage movies. Adults denounce this type of behavior, but we still do it , whether we realize it or not. If your life style calls for suits, in a crowd are you going to look for someone else
in a suit or the guy in the pink hair and a kilt? If you are honest, if you are part of the suit world, you will look for others in suits. Is this so different, than wanting everyone in your group to wear the same type of jeans?

The absence of a label on your behind does not completely shield you from brand identification. If you wear a certain line of clothing or shop extensively at certain stores, you can identify product lines even without a visible tag. I used to love Ellen Tracy clothing. I could identify others who were wearing the Ellen Tracy line even if there were no visible brand markers on the clothing. Individuals who shop at The Limited can identify others in Limited clothing. While I am no longer a Limited shopper, I could pick out Limited shoppers for years. I knew their product line and I did not need a Limited tag to tell me where an outfit came from.

Retailers are aware of the impact clothing has on human behavior. This is why retailers spend huge amounts of money developing an image for their products. They have a target market and they want that target market to want to wear their brand. For some products, exclusivity is the key. Upscale stores want moneyed buyers who will feel comfortable when shopping in their store. Have you ever wondered why you are uncomfortable walking into Saks, it is because their marketing campaign is calculated to exclude some buyers for the benefit of others. Very few retailers can afford to disenfranchise large portions of society but they still focus on their target market when selling their product. Target is one of the most successful retailers in appealing to the widest possible market. You will find millionaires and regular Joes buying and wearing Target clothing. Everyone shops at Target just like everyone goes to McDonald's. These retailers want all the buyers and they make an effort to appeal to everyone.

An example of brilliant marketing is Abercrombie which markets itself as a lifestyle brand. They are not just selling clothes; they are selling an image, a lifestyle, a sense of identity. Their message is present in their magazine, their sizes, their staff and the music they play in their stores. Every now and then Abercrombie goes a little too far and you will see claims that they discriminate when hiring staff for their stores. A requirement of their store staff is to wear the clothing at work; as long as you are thin and beautiful, they do not discriminate. If you are not thin and beautiful, you may have a different opinion. This is why I get a kick out of wearing an old men's Abercrombie Hockey shirt I found at a thrift store. On the days I wear this shirt I tell the world I am part of the Abercrombie lifestyle. Since this admittedly super comfortable long sleeve shirt is a gardening shirt for me, I am normally dirty and disheveled when I wear it. I sometimes wonder if I do not strike fear into the hearts of serious Abercrombie groupies when they see an overweight, dusty, 40-something, woman advertising their brand. At least no one has asked me not to wear it yet. This is not as far fetched as it may seem since Abercrombie is headquartered in my hometown. I figure they get their revenge when I have to buy Christmas presents for my teenage daughters. Guess what is on their Christmas list?


The assumptions retail marketing place in the public's brain can be difficult to overcome. Branding taps into how a person views themselves. The subconscious question in any ad campaign is; do you want to be or are you the type of person who buys this product? If you think about it, how do you know Wal-Mart clothing is not for you, if you have never walked into a Wal-Mart? We all have a lifetime of assumptions placed in our brains by the advertising industry. Only by challenging these assumptions do you break the hold that a lifetime of marketing has on you.


We are all walking advertisements no matter how hard we fight this fact. The important information to realize is that we are not merely billboards but interactive human beings. Brand identity is an important element to the retail world. Choosing to not buy clothing with visible labels is one step in reducing the free advertisement you provide retailers when you walk out the door. Not worrying about the whole issue is another step you can take. The key is to be aware that your desire to have a retailers name on your behind is the result of the work of a very good marketing firm. Once you become aware of the influences behind your desire, you can break the hold the retail branding process has on you. It took me years to break the hold certain stores and certain concepts had on me. Now I buy because I want the product, not because I feel a shirt or pair of jeans will make me a certain type of person. Now if I can just teach that lesson to my teenagers .

I've become quite the stickler about this particular issue...displaying the name of a company on my clothing, shoes or other accessories. Within our culture, it's become not only something everyone does at one point or another, but something that is widely accepted as a fashion statement and a testament to one's character and net worth. So, as always, I did my homework to try and find out how this all began and why.

Placing the maker name on a product is called 'branding'...it can be done with a graphical or textual logo, consisting of a full name, picture, slogan or initials. The goal is to use the brand to market the item to a wider group of prospective buyers. This type of marketing began in the 19th century as a result of industrialization...instead of all merchandise being made within a small, local community it began shipping from a centralized warehouse outside of the community. According to the wiki on the topic, vendors would actually use a branding iron to emblaze their logo on crates and barrels as they left the factor. Hence the name. By the 1980's, brand mania had broken out as executives in the business decided that people didn't actually buy products because they liked them...they bought them because of the BRAND NAME.

Interestingly, it's in the very early 80's that I first recall branding of clothing becoming a fashion hot topic. Anyone alive back then remembers Brooke Shields in the commercials for Calvin Klein jeans. Provocative, sexy...'Nothing comes between me and my Calvins'. I was ten years old, and it was my fondest wish to have a pair of Calvin Klein jeans. They were $50. I had to babysit for quite a few nights to earn that kind of cash, and when the moment came, I could barely squeeze my big ass into a pair. But I wore them with pride, feeling very special. The other kids still made fun of me because I was a chubby nerd, but for a moment...I was a goddess. I outgrew them by the spring, and I cut them up and made them into a drawstring purse so everyone could still see the name. Other jeans came along, Jordache, Sassoon and more...but they just weren't the same.

The next brand fad I recall were Nike sneakers...Nike is the name of the Greek goddess of victory, and they added one of the most recognizable logos EVER...the 'swoosh'. I of course had to have a pair of these...okay, three pair. One standard white with red swoosh, one purple with a white swoosh...the other I cannot recall completely. Michael J Fox wore them in the Back to The Future movies...how could they NOT be cool?

After that things get blurry...we wore shirts with slogans to express ourselves, such as CHOOSE LIFE and FRANKIE SAY RELAX. But no more names for a while. Oh, wait...I forgot about the whole Izod thing. Izod Lacoste, green alligator, collared shirt. The preppy kids had them in all colors of the rainbow...I, however, wasn't a prep so I never touched them.

There were Guess jeans along the way, and acid washed Z Cavaricci jeans and Reebok sneakers (those were the only things I bought...I had become to fat for high fashion by then.) And things seemed to die down for a while.

Once I went to college I went from punk to granola, and grunge happened. I started wearing Eddie Bauer clothes, Birkenstock and Doc Marten shoes...and not much else. Not much has changed either...because at that point I began to remove my head from my butt and realize that by wearing a company name across my chest or ass didn't make me special, it made me a huge sucker and a walking billboard. Yes, folks...it's true. Paris may think its 'hawt', but really it's advertising and marketing genius on a unimaginable scale.

I blame Tommy for the recent explosion...for quite some time, all I saw were clothes with his logo, putting his name right in my face wherever I went. While I think he's a wonderful designer on some level, ENOUGH! Same thing with Aeropostale. Abercrombie & Fitch. And so on.

Now, I'm not going to throw any stones here...because when I was young, I did exactly the same thing. I'd wear anything if I thought it made me look cool, or if it made me FEEL cool. So I understand why kids do this sort of thing. What makes me a mite bit testy is the fact that fashion is marketed at our youth, preying upon their insecurities to make millions.

What about me? Well, I refuse to wear any shirt or type of clothing that promotes anyone but me...with the exception of my NY Yankees T-shirt. I love Eddie Bauer, and I've wanted one of their sweatshirts for the longest time...but there is no way in hell I'm buying something that says Eddie Bauer across the front.

There isn't a thing wrong with wearing expensive designer clothing...I enjoy seeing people looking gorgeous. What IS wrong is companies using you as free advertising...wait, let me think about that...no, it's not free. YOU are paying THEM to be used as an advertising source. That, boys and girls, ain't the way it's supposed to work. You want me to wear your company name all over town? GIVE me the shirt and I'll think about it. I rest my case.

While surfing the internet several days ago I ran across a fashion blog that claimed to be the most up to date fashion source available. This blog went as far as to claim that by the time a fashion trend "made" the magazines, it was already passe. I did not bookmark this self styled ultimate source of fashion trends because I am not sure I want to be on the cutting edge of fashion. At least not that cutting of the edge of fashion trends. I seek to be fashionable, not trendy, and while they are not mutually exclusive, they are different.

A fashionable individual pays attention to the current fashions of the season and picks and chooses the styles that compliment their lifestyle. For some people, with endless depth to their pocketbook, this may mean placing orders at haute couture shows or attending trunk shows at their favorite shop or department store.

Haute couture shows are runway shows featuring a specific designer, normally shown during fashion week, in a multitude of cities. While some designers, or fashion houses ( Chanel) may also have a ready to wear show , it is the couture shows where the newest ideas and most outlandish fashions can be found. These shows draw buyers from retail stores and the rich and famous. Either group may place orders for the creations strutting down the runways, but it takes a very deep pocket book and active social life to actually buy or wear these clothes. It also takes fashion courage since many of these designs are extreme or at the very cutting edge of fashion. Very few people wear couture clothing. The haute couture business is often run at a financial loss. It continues because it is the artistic presentation of the fashion industry and while the fashions are only sold to a small group of people, this is where ideas for future ready to wear clothes make their bow to the world.

Trunk shows are held at a clothing store, often a department store, and it gives certain clientele the ability to preorder from a designer's entire line for the next season. The buyers for boutiques and department stores rarely order the entire line from a certain designer. Frequenters of trunk shows have the ability to see the entire line and pick and choose their wardrobe for the next season. Accessory, jewelry and cosmetic companies also have truck shows.

This is only part of the high fashion world. Most members of the public either do not have access to these events, or are not aware they exist. We read about the runway shows on blogs, in magazines and on television. Trunk shows have traditionally been by invitation only, and if you're favorite clothing store does not have you on their "A" list, you most likely have never been invited nor ordered your spring wardrobe in fall. Several magazines advertise the time and locations of certain manufactures' trunk shows and an inquiry to your favorite department store may result in an invitation to the next show at their store.

Trends are a part of fashion, but only a part. Trends by definition can mean stylish, in vogue, the current path of fashion. It can also be a synonym of fad. Trends in fashion can be assessed by watching the industry : runway shows, magazine layouts, department store stock, and hip blogs. Trends can also be found by watching college campuses, clubs, and other human beings. If every fashion editor recommends a zebra belt for fall, and not a soul on the streets of New York wears a zebra belt, you can assume the actual trend is not zebra belts for fall. The fashionable individual no longer blindly follows the dictates of the fashion industry, so dictated trends do not always result in actual trends. The fashion industry stated several years ago, the trend in jeans was a higher waste band, but the teenagers are still wearing, and the retailers still selling, low rise jeans.

Trends can also be localized. Everyone in New York can be wearing purple shoes but that does not mean purple shoes are in style. There is no guarantee that purple shoes will ever be fashionable or be worn by anyone in London, Madrid or Paris. Purple shoes may never be worn at all in California, the Midwest, or anywhere but New York. Purple shoes would then be considered a fad in New York, or even a trend, but they would not be fashionable except to New Yorkers. While most New Yorkers' would tell you that if they are wearing purple shoes, by definition, it means purple shoes are fashionable, this is just New York talking. Fashion is a world wide industry and is no longer governed by any one location, even Paris or New York.

Fads are easy to spot, like pet rocks. But fads also become trends, especially when they expand from one locale and begin to travel across the country or the world. Skate boarding was a fad, now it is an institutionalized part of at least American culture. Jazzed up jeans were started by teenage girls in the 1940s and if you ever spend time with young girls, they all seem to go through a period when jazzed jeans are a must. Jazzed up jean jackets are still found in boutiques and art fairs. Crocs started in Colorado. Ugg boots in Australia. These and many other staples of the fashionable world started as fads and expanded into general fashion trend circles. It is when items begin to permeate the general fashion world that they grow beyond fads or localized trends and become fashion.

I am not sure I want to buy the latest trend or fad. I am willing to wait until it becomes fashionable. If it is passe before hitting the fashion magazines, realistically it is too cool for me. If I want to be on the cutting edge of fashion, I may try again to find the ultimate in fashion blogs. Until then, I will let someone else brave the world in the latest, hottest, it was over ten minutes ago, trend.

I will also not limit myself to assessing what is fashionable by what I see around me.
While fashion is hitting the masses more quickly than it did before the internet ruled the world, it still takes some time for fashion to trickle down and be worn by the masses. I would like my handbag to be closer to what is shown in Vogue rather than what is shown in Wal-Mart. I am not against buying it at Wal-Mart; I just want it to look like the ones in Vogue. A hint of what was shown on the runway would be nice , but I am not really willing to commit beyond a hint to any of haute couture's suggestions until I have had time to think about them.

Fashionable, yes. Trendy, no. Unless trendy is fashionable.

By Brandi M. Seals

It seems sometimes that you can simply wait a few minutes and all of a sudden there are a whole new set of trends out there to follow. While it may be difficult to keep track of all the changing styles, I have a guide that will lead you to a purse that is fashionable and currently in style.

The key is to look around you. Maybe pick up a fashion mag. Do you see any trends? Are all the girls toting around tiny bags? Does everyone's purse appear to be in some varying shade of purple? These are the things you should be on the look out for. Once you can pick up on what others are doing, you will not need to seek out articles that tell you what is currently hot. There are four main trends going around right now. See if you have picked up on any of these.

1.) Bright Colors
Draw attention to your purse by choosing one in a primary color. Stir clear of pastel shades or pearlized colors. And please, I repeat please, say goodbye to glitter covered bags.

This year it is all about being bright and fresh. Add a pop of color to any outfit with your brightly colored purse. It can be big or it can be small. The size of your bag is no where near as important as the color you choose.

Do not be afraid of the color. If you are a hold over from the past that loves to match the bag with the shoes that coordinate with outfit, it is time to move on. Today it only matters if everything goes together. Forget trying to match that lime green sweater with a bag.

2.) Life on a Chain
Remember purses from a few years back? There were long straps that actually kept the purse hanging around the hip area. The long strap is back - as long as it is made of chain. Jazz up any outfit with a chained purse. This style of purse may not give you instant street credit, but you can give your outfit a bit of an edge with one of these purses. Heck, look in your closet, you might have one in there. These purses were also popular years ago.

3.) Clutches
With all the enormous bags that have been inundating society lately, I was shocked when I noticed clutches were starting to come back. No longer do you have to tote around a bag that you could potentially stuff a football in at a moment's notice. These cute little purses go well with a snazzy dress or skirt. However, you may have to adjust to not being able to stuff everything you could possibly need within the small confines of the bag.

Often because of their small size, clutches pack a lot of style. You will find clutches in a number of colors. Some of the best include a rich purple clutch or a sharp lime green bag. They are also often encrusted with jewels or dazzling with beads.

4.) Animal Print
As you noticed, purses that pack a punch are what is hot right now. It is time for animal print lovers to rejoice. Animal prints have always made an impact and its just about time for them to come back.

Choose from zebra, leopard, cheetah, even tiger prints. Go with whatever suits your fancy. If you will be doing one of these powerful prints, it is important to keep the scale of the bag in mind. Doing a bold print on a large piece may mean your purse overwhelms your whole outfit. Remember your clothes should make the biggest statement and your accessories should help draw attention. No one should be distracted by a leopard print bag that is the size of a 3 month old leopard cub. Keep things small.

Whether you decide to follow these trends or march to the beat of a different drummer, it is up to you. But at least you now know what the new handbag trends are for the fall. If you are not hot on any of these styles, do not worry. The trends will change again soon as they always do.

By Christina VanGinkel

When I read in the news this morning that sweet potatoes and pineapples were hitting the fashion scene, I thought it must be a typo. It was not. The news story related facts such as how in southern China, silk is buried in the ground after being covered in a paste made from sweet potatoes. When the silk in removed from its sweet potato covering it is rinsed repeatedly, revealing a unique off-black coloration that probably could not be produced any other way save for some chemical coloration.

As I read this, I thought well that is actually interesting. I have used natural dyes myself to color some of the materials I use in making jewelry. Namely, I have used wild blackberries to colorize porcupine quills that are then used in earrings and necklaces. Besides blackberries, I have also used teas and coffee, along with dandelions, and a variety of flowers and plants to achieve a range of colors. Sweet potatoes were new though.

Reading further into the news article about using naturally grown produce in the making of fabrics and clothing pieces itself; I realized this was not something new, just a trend in the wake of the large-scale clothing industry to fill a niche with practices that have been around for centuries.

The article touched on skirts made of pineapple fibers called pina cloth. The article explained that the fibers came from the leaves of the fruit, hence the pina name, and not the fruit. No surprise was in order when the article further relayed that the skirts were nothing new, but made along a traditional line of skirts that originated in the Philippines.

Hemp, bamboo, fish scales, potatoes, and more were discussed as being the materials that were hitting the walkways representing fashion from the Ethical Fashion Show in Paris. The article made the leap talking about these niche products to the large scale selling of organic labeled products such as t-shirts.

While I realize the article was sincere, not the least bit making fun at the products discussed, I nonetheless wondered where designers think they are going to find a market for a skirt made of pineapple leaves? And yes, I know fashion show items are not really meant to hit the stores as is, just as a representation of the resulting products that might be one percent of what the designs were. By this, I mean they probably think that if they get enough attention on that skirt, this might give them enough influence to market a line of jeans, skirts, even jackets, that are made of a fiber that contains this organic material. All I could think of though was I wonder if it shrinks and how rough would a pair of jeans be against the skin if they contain even a small portion of potatoes, pineapples, or hemp? And bamboo was also mentioned, actually being compared to cotton, with the article saying that designers actually prefer material made from the bamboo because it drapes so well, fitting the curve of a human body well.

When I tossed the question of who would buy garments made of such materials at my daughter later in the day when she stopped by, she reminded me just how soft her hemp jacket was and that I bought such things, so if frugal buyer me would, why wouldn't the average consumer!. Her what? I did not know she had a hemp jacket, and what did she mean that I was the one that bought it for her? Then I remembered the sweatshirt! I had forgotten all about the sweatshirt jacket I had picked her up several months before. It was in a catalog that arrived in the mail, not sure if I had requested it or what, but there it was. The catalog carried supplies for making hemp jewelry mainly, but it also carried a line of organic clothing pieces made almost entirely from hemp. The sweatshirt was soft, washed well, and she had loved it.

After this reminder, I thought maybe a pair of jeans made from pineapple fronds was not that far a stretch after all. The next time you are clothes shopping and read the label of a jacket, t-shirt, skirt, jeans, what have you, do not be surprised if instead of reading 100% cotton or some rayon mix, the label reads made from pineapple, or made from sweet potato skins. You just never know!

By Brandi M. Seals

It does not matter how much money you spend on your clothes or how much makeup you wear. They will not look as good on you if your skin is in poor condition. Well treated skin is the ultimate accessory. It automatically gives your face a fresh, young look that cannot be achieved even with a few makeup tricks and designer duds.

The key to having great skin is taking care of it. Each day your face goes without being properly treated is another day that damage can happen.

Whether you are male or female does not matter. Everyone must properly wash and care for their skin. There are some people out there that feel that men who use cleanser and moisturizer are being a little too feminine. Those people are probably those with skin that feels like it came off the back of a hog. There is nothing feminine about being clean and taking care of yourself.

If you do not already have a skin care regiment, you will want to adopt one. Skin care is very easy. All it requires is cleansing and moisturizing. If you are prone to acne you will need to add extra steps, but for most, a little cleanser and moisturizer is all it takes.

If you do not own a cleanser, you need to buy one. Go to your local Target, Wal-Mart, or drugstore and pick one up. There are nearly hundreds to choose from. If you have sensitive skin, pick a cleanser designed for your skin type. If you have acne problems, buy a skin cleanser designed to help prevent future outbreaks. It is not confusing. Everything is labeled. You never want to use regular soap on your face. I know a lot of guys who do this, but honestly, it is way to drying to be used on delicate facial skin.

You will want to wash your face at least once a day. Do it in the evenings so you can wash away the grime you have picked up through out the day. Women, you should already be washing your face in the evening if you wear makeup. Never leave makeup on. It clogs the pores and can result in an outbreak of blemishes.

If your skin is oily, consider stepping the washings up to twice a day. Do it once in the morning and once at night. To make it easy on yourself, do one of the face washings in the shower. Just remember to turn the water down. Never use hot water on your face. You should be using lukewarm water.

After washing your face, pat the skin dry. Make sure it is dry and then add a thin layer of moisturizer. Washing your face can be drying and you want to reverse that affect. In addition, dry skin tells your pores to step up their oil production which can lead to more break outs.

Like cleansers, moisturizers can be picked up just about anywhere and they come in a variety of consistencies. Some are very light and thin, others are thicker. Again, read the labels. Those with problem skin should get a moisturizer with an added acne fighter. Those that have dry skin may do better with a thicker moisturizer while those that have oily skin will be pleased with thinner formulas.

Never use excessive amounts of moisturizer. Approximately a quarter-sized amount is perfect for most people. Be sure to apply the moisturizer gently and pay special attention to the area around the eyes and mouth. These areas tend to show the first wrinkles. A little extra moisturizer there cannot hurt.

If you have blemishes, you will want to add another step to the process. Pick up a toner for use after the cleansing but before moisturizer. Toner is applied to the face with cotton ball and does wonders for blemish control.

That is pretty much all there is to skin care. There are people that have problem skin and will require more attention. But, for most people, this minimal skin care regime will work wonders and lead to a lifetime of healthy, happy skin. The earlier you start a skin care regime the longer your skin will retain its youthful glow. However, implementing skin care at any age will be helpful. Remember, healthy skin is the ultimate accessory. Take care of it and do not forget the sunscreen.

Well, if you have read my post from yesterday, you will know that I went for an interview recently, well I got the job, now I have the fun experience of figuring out what to wear to work that looks both professional, stylish and since we have had a sudden dip in our temperatures, warm.

You see, the problem I have is that I have been out of the business world for awhile and though I worked in an office a couple of years ago, it was very casual and although I did not have to dress up, I had to look presentable. So, from that job I do have a few basic pieces that will work well, such as black pants, khakis, etc, but what to do? I cannot afford to go out and buy a whole new wardrobe.

The key to a work wardrobe is balance. Hopefully, you took note of what other people were wearing during your interview and subsequent second interview. This is sometimes a good idea, but not always because it would seem that a lot of people tend to push the envelope when dressing for work on what is acceptable. And as in the company I am working in, there are different departments; one that can wear jeans (they are doing technical stuff that requires them crawling on the ground sometimes and a more public oriented department, that deals with the public), so they dress in different ways as well. One good thing to keep in mind that you are now a component of that company and that you represent that company. With jobs so hard to come by, why would you want to mess up the new opportunity by wearing something inappropriate? By dressing less than professional, you pass on the impression that you are not as professional as you could or should be (whether intentionally or not). You could consider (and it is quite often viewed this way) that the first day is an extension of your interview and most likely, you will be judged on what you wear. It is better to over dress than under dress on that all important first day because first impressions are lasting ones. I have heard horror stories about a woman who wore a cocktail dress on the first day to work or someone else that wore spandex or the favourite one of mine, someone who wore a very short skirt and a very low cut top, because she had stuff in all the right places (that was her excuse!).

Another factor you might consider when choosing appropriate clothes for work is dress for the job you want. If you want to be thought of as manager material, then dress like one. And as for casual days, find out what the limits are if they have a casual Friday or if they have a dress down day. When my interviewer asked me if I had any questions, I came right out and asked what their dress code was. Do not be shy. Ask questions. You want to be seen as professional, of course, but also the powers that be also want to know that you can fit into the company. If you dress inappropriately, chances are, the bosses might not think you are a good fit. Dressing to fit in also can show that you are a team player and if you dress too casually for work, does that mean your attitude is not professional? In most cases, the answer to that is yes.

It is important to go for quality, not quantity when looking for clothes for the office. Several well made pairs of pants or suits can go along way more so than can many cheaply made outfits. Accessories can also help by changing the look of your basic pieces with jewellery, scarves and even different blouses. This will help you to not get bored with what you are wearing.

As for me, I have done some research on what to wear for a new employee. I have searched the Internet and have gone into some stores. I have also hit some thrift stores and have looked at some magazines and have managed to put together a few working pieces that will look nice and feminine but still look professional enough to say that I am here to work and that I mean business!

For years, men with steroid filled veins and paper-thin muscled tee shirts have ruled the gym. Their oversized arms and elephantine legs made many of us men scared to show our face (or should I say our chicken legs and bird chest) in the gym, in fear of looking foolish in the wake of most of these behemoths. It has changed greatly from when we were kids and our father's idea of getting a good workout was mowing the lawn or performing other types of housework. The days of men's spaghetti tank tops and using the lawnmower, as replacement for using a dumbbell is long passed us. In greater and greater numbers, men are taking much more responsibilities for their looks and physical fitness. This can be seen with the fitness craze that has strangled our society. With this boom, the sale of clothing gear for the fitness industry has sky rocketed accordingly. Because of the onslaught of gear that can be bought, mistakes in buying the type of gear that will most effectively aid in your fitness endeavor. Most of us can attest to seeing men in the gym clad den with Timberland boots, Rocka-Wear jeans and a button down collard shirt, trying to squeeze in a thirty-minute workout session during their lunch break or before work. Not the best way to work out. Here is a guide to some of the best buys in men's workout gear.

In the Gym
Some men have a tendency to feel insecure about their bodies. Some even feel overwhelmed when the make it into the gym and see a number of buff men pumping iron. Do not let this stop you. You just have to pick the right clothes so that you feel comfortable pressing the iron next to the next Mr. Universe. Under Armour workout gear offers great style that will accommodate you in the gym. I would choose Under Armor's Heat Gear Full Tee as a top and their Micro short for a bottom. The Heart Gear Full Tee is engineered for action in the gym. It features Armour Gri technology and raglan sleeves with flat lock stitching to keep you mobile. Heat Gear fabric partners with strategic ventilation zones to keep you cool and dry while working out in a sweaty gym. Under Armor's top is made from scratch to deliver Heat Gear performance with a relaxed fit. It includes a 7-inch inseam and a 10-inch rise.

Outside
This being said some men can not get past the insecurity of being in a gym and opt to have their fitness training out doors. Now that the fall season is quickly creeping upon us, the same attire that you wear while working out in a sweaty, musty and all be it heated, workout facility, is not the same prescription for attire when training in the slightly chilly, wind and rain. I would choose Hind men's Varsity Long Sleeve for a top and the Under Armour men's Side Pant for a bottom. The Hind men's Varsity Long Sleeve features a combination of smooth-face, moisture management fabric and mesh fabric that provides inherent stretch, wicking, and ventilation. dry LETE technology moves moisture away from your skin to keep you cool and dry. Front and back reflectivity increases your visibility in low light. Great for those evening runs in the fall. Under Armour men's Side Pant delivers comfort and performance from the first stretch to your last maile that you run. A 4-way stretch and an athletic cut helps you keep up with the action in the while out doors, and strategic mesh works with All Season Gear moisture management to keep you dry and comfortable. This track pant features an elastic waistband with inside drawstring, ankle zips, and zippered side pockets.

Shoes
It does not matter if you are sweating to the oldies inside a world class fitness facility or trying to endure your training on a cool, windy fall morning. You are going to have to have protection on your feet that is conducive to blood circulation, give you the correct arch support and that will stop that special someone dead in their tracks when they see you dash by. The good thing is that most gym shoes (trainers) can be worn inside the gym and during your outside run in the park. I would suggest buying a pair of Nike's Shox Explodine. These trainers are the ultimate training shoe to prepare you for the gridiron. With the shoes' synthetic upper and laser details, this unit brings stability. With its aggressive non-marking traction pattern outsole and lateral outrigger, you will be running for miles and feel as if you were running on air.

As a fitness enthusiast, I strive to help everyone feel comfortably in their skin while trying to obtain their fitness goals. I hope that by reading this, you are one-step closer to unleashing the fitness guru that is waiting to bust out of you without sending you to the poorhouse.

I recently had an operation on my nose and well that was on the Monday, and on the Friday, I had a job interview. What do you wear to a job interview when you are not totally feeling up to par, but want to make a winning impression?

You could say to reschedule the interview and explain to them what was going on, I actually did that (told them about the operation, anyways) but they wanted me to come in, so in I went. (I knew the people that were interviewing me and had been volunteering at the agency for awhile).

But the thought occurred to me, how do you look presentable when you would be rather wearing sweats at home, drinking tea? What I wore was a long skirt, a nice shirt and a jacket. But all in all, interviews are at best tricky. Do you have one suit that you wear to each and every interview? How do you know what to wear? Interviews are scary at best, so it would make sense to be wearing something comfortable but still you want to make a favorable impression, right?

The first thing you should probably do before your interview is do some research on the company where you have your interview. Research is an important thing because it will give you some indication on what they do at this company and what the dress code is. Business casual seems to be the accepted norm, but for an interview, you will want to perhaps go above and beyond that. If your interview is say, at an office of lawyers, the dress will no doubt be more sedate and professional than say working at a magazine or an industrial setting. If you do your research ahead of time, you will be better prepared and by doing this, it will give you a glimpse on what people wear to their jobs there on a daily basis.

The second thing you will want to do is talk to other employers, ask them what they would deem suitable to wear to an interview. Each individual that interviews usually has some set ideas of clothing that they would like to see the interviewee in. Are there things you should not wear to an interview?? Of course there are. Here are a few ideas of what you should not even consider wearing to that interview:

-too casual types of clothing. No jeans, t shirts, running shoes or anything like that, even if it is a job to work in a warehouse.
-jewelry that jangles - long earrings; a ring on every finger; facial piercings; multi bracelets, you get the picture.
-too short of skirts - they should be knee length or better
-too much makeup, wild colors on nails, watch the perfume also, many people are perfume sensitive these days. Think of other ways to apply scent such as powder, body spray or a good shower gel or bath soap.
-open toed or backless shoes. For women, low-heeled pumps and for men, normal dress shoes should be worn
-ill fitting clothes, you do not have to take your suit to a tailor, but hey, why not if it will help land that job?
-wrinkled clothing. You do not want your perspective employer to think that you just took your clothes out of the laundry hamper do you?

If you are still in the dark as to what to wear, consult the Internet. The Internet will give you some ideas as what to wear. Also, talk to some trusted friends, go through your closet and get their feedback as to what would look good on you. You should plan what you are going to wear ahead of time. Make sure it has no tears or rips or showing threads. This way you can see how the outfit looks together, whether it needs to be cleaned or pressed and it will give you plenty of time to do so in advance before the big moment. The key is simple, quiet clothes in a moderate color, blue, black or grey will show respect and not scare the person that is doing the interview.

As for my interview for the job? I will let you know if I get it, I am due for another interview next week!

By Christina VanGinkel

Ok, I do not really know if this qualifies as the sale of the year, but it sure has been the best sale for clothing I have come across this year so far. Needing to pick up a hooded sweatshirt jacket for my youngest son that also zipped up and would fit over his latest cast extending over his hand and wrist, the two of us stopped by our local JC Penney.

We found a nice jacket, exactly what he needed, on sale for forty percent off. A good deal, but I have come across better. He had grown another inch in the past few weeks, so we decided while we were up town, we would also take a look in the jean department to see what sales they had going there. Again, we found several styles at forty percent off, and he picked out a pair he liked, tried them on, and I figured at this time we would be heading to the checkout quad at the front of the store as soon as we returned the jeans he had tried on but decided against back to their respective racks and tables.

Instead of going down the main aisle to reach the pants department, we cut across the back of the department that housed the fitting rooms because I thought I had spied a clearance rack tucked in an out of the way corner as we had first walked to the fitting room. Sure enough, it was. Not only one rack, but several racks sporting deeply discounted t-shirts.

My son had previously asked me if we could pick up a couple shirts, but I had bargained and said we would come back for a couple next pay day. When I saw the price on the shirts though, $6.99, I told him to go ahead and pick one out. They were Southpole Logo appliqued tees marked down anywhere from $16.99 to $24.99. He chose one when I noticed the sign actually read that the prices were fifty percent off the lowest marked down price. This would make each shirt only $3.50! A sales person was nearby pricing another rack of items so I asked her to clarify the price. She responded that the price would be half of what was marked, but better yet, she said her next rack was that very one and every thing was going even lower. She proceeded to mark the shirts down to $4.99, meaning that each would ring up at $2.50!

Many of the sizes were too large, as often happens when you come across a seemingly good deal, but in the end, my son picked out six shirts, and I also found two more, one for my oldest son, and one for my son in law. I would have liked to pick them up each a couple more, but my older son takes a small and my son in law takes the same size as my fourteen year old, a medium. We found a total of one small on the rack, and a duplicate medium of one that he picked out for his self.

In the end, my total for the day, including the pair of jeans and hooded zipped sweatshirt which were each forty percent off, and all of the deeply discounted t-shirts came to just under seventy dollars with a total savings of over two hundred dollars. This included an additional savings of fifteen percent off everything except for the Levi jeans, which I had received for completing an online survey from JC Penney, and had printed right from my home computer.

My daughter, upon hearing what I had purchased and having her own fifteen percent off coupon for completing a similar survey for a purchase she had made the previous month, decided to go see what bargains she could uncover. She not only found several t-shirts even priced less than those I had found (she picked up several that were 86 cents a piece!), she also uncovered a pair of jeans on clearance for $5.00. Add in several toddler sized t-shirts, complete with attached matching toy for a unbelievable $1.49, and her total actually beat mine, with her spending a grand total of less than fifty dollars and a savings of nearly $250.00

There are bargains to be found when it comes to clothing. Checking sales and clearance racks can pay off big Keep this in mind the next time you are clothes shopping and be sure to check racks that are not in the heavy trafficked areas as you just might find the best sale of the year yourself!

By Brandi M. Seals

Sometimes it is necessary to venture out into the cold, but that does not mean you cannot stay warm while outdoors.

The key to keeping warm even in chilly temperatures is to dress for the occasion. That means you will want layers. Lots and lots of layers. The body will be warmed by the air that gets trapped between the layers of clothes. The key is not to use too many layers or too heavy layers as they will restrict the air.

Depending on the temperature outside you can add or drop a few layers, but when I was in college I worked concessions for sporting events. That usually was not a problem except when it came to football season. Some of the games would be as late as November or December and in Michigan, that means lots of cold weather.

It took 2 years of working there before I finally came up with the perfect way to stay warm for at least 9 hours. Start with the bottoms. I found three layers as the optimal number. Put on a good pair of long johns, top them with a thick pair of pajama pants (terrycloth works great) and top with a pair of jeans. I would stir clear of any skirts because they allow too much cold air to circulate around even when paired with long johns.

The top section requires a bit more coverage. I like to use Cuddle Duds. They are a long johns that are more reminiscent of camisoles than scratchy warm tops but they do add lots of warmth. I would pair a sleeveless Cuddle Dud with a long sleeved long john top. Next add a long sleeved tee shirt, a short sleeved tee shirt, a sweatshirt, and finally top with a good quality winter coat.

Clearly this number of layers is not need for every day outings, but if you have something keeping you outside for several hours when the temperatures are in the 20s, you will appreciate each and every layer. All these layers will not keep you warm if you have a draft going up your back. Make sure your inner most layer or the one above it is well tucked into your bottoms.

Feet, like the legs, are best when covered with three layers. Too many socks and your feet will be freezing. The same holds true for to few. Make sure the first layer is the best fitting pair. They should fit close to the skin and not droop. The second pair can be a little bigger but they should just be plain old cotton socks. For the top layer, opt for a thick wool pair if you can find them. If not grab some of those slipper socks with the grippies on the bottom. They do a good job of keeping the feet warm.

For the shoes, go ahead and wear whatever you want. If your foot with all of the socks feels too puffy for the shoes, you will either need to pick a pair that is a little roomier or remove a pair of socks. If you went ahead and shoved your feet in anyway, you will be doing yourself a disservice.

Tight shoes are not only uncomfortable, but they would squish out that very important insulating air trapped between the layers of the socks.

It may look tacky to do this, but make sure at least the wool socks are pulled up and over the long john bottoms. It will prevent very unfavorable drafts from getting in.

Always pair cold weather wear with a good hat that covers the ears, very good gloves or mittens, and a scarf. Mittens are preferable to gloves because the fingers will stay warmer but they are not always practical. I find that some people avoid scarves like the plague and do not really know how to use them. Honestly a scarf can be your best friend. Wear it low around the neck and under the coat to prevent cold air from coming in. Wear it wrapped a bit higher and pull one part up to cover the mouth and nose if your face is freezing or if there is blowing wind.

Follow these few simple steps and you are well on your way to staying warm this winter.

Over the past few decades, fitness and self preservation has been a huge craze in American society. Most of us can remember going to jazzercise class with our mothers and sitting in the back of a musty room while a dozen or so women gyrated to the music of Jane Fond and the like. Though the days of the neon colored, mismatched leotard swimsuit combination is a thing of the past, women have continued to be infected with the fitness bug, so the sale of clothing gear for the fitness industry has sky rocketed accordingly. Because of the onslaught of gear that can be bought, mistakes in buying the type of gear that will most affectively aid in your fitness endeavor can be made. Most of us can attest to seeing a woman in the gym clad den with gym shoes and a business suit, trying to squeeze in here thirty minutes of walking during their lunch break or before work. Here is a guide to some of the best buys in woman's workout gear.

In the Gym
Some women have a tendency to feel insecure about their bodies. Some even feel overwhelmed when the make it into the gym and see a number of skinny women treading away on the stair master or sprinting it out on the treadmill. Do not let this stop you. You just have to pick the right clothes so that you feel comfortable pressing the iron next to the skinny fashion model. Jordan's Lifestyle and Puma clothing line offers great style that will accommodate you in the gym. I would choose Puma's Women's Boy Tank for a top and Jordan's Lifestyle Women's Short. The Boy Tank will keep to the simple stylish fashion in this flattering Puma tank while still featuring the "Puma" and cat logo on chest and is100% cotton. The Lifestyle women's short is 88% polyester and 12% spandex with a convenient elastic waist, external draw cord, and fold-over at the waistband. The "Jumpman" logo is located on the back. This short also has a 3" inseam.

Outside
This being said some woman can not get past the insecurity of being in a gym and opt to have their fitness training out doors. Now that the Fall season is quickly creeping upon us, the same attire that you wear while working out in a sweaty, musty and all be it heated, workout facility, is not the same prescription for attire when training in the slightly chilly, wind and rain. I would choose as Jordan Lifestyle Women's Relaxed-Fit Tee for a top and Jordan Lifestyle Women's Pant as a bottom. The Jordan Relaxed-Fit Tee has a 92% cotton and an 8% spandex body with 96% cotton and 4% spandex rib. It features screen printed and flock printed graphics. The Jordan Pant is a women's casual pant made of 78% cotton and 22% polyester a d has an elastic waistband, side leg slits, metal rivets, and white stone accents.


Shoes

Weather sweating to the oldies inside a world class fitness facility or trying to endure your training on a cool, windy Fall morning, you are going to have to have protection on your feet that is conducive to blood circulation, give you the correct arch support and that will stop Mr. Right dead in his tracks when he sees you dash by. This could be tricky because women's body structure vary greatly, greater than that of a man so there are many different shapes and styles that are available for a woman. Also, depending on your mood that morning, your sense of coordination could fluctuate as well. The good thing is that most gym shoes (trainers) could be worn inside the gym and also worn for you outside run in the park. I would suggest buying a pair of Nike's Women's Shox MC Trainers in Black, Ink and Silver. This trainer is made for that woman looking for stability, articulated fit and responsive cushioning, during her workout. This trainer also boasts of synthetic leather and mesh uppers which add support and breathability. Individual support straps in the midfoot are also present with a. protective toe tip overlay that offers added durability.

As a fitness enthusiast, I strive to help everyone feel comfortably in their skin while trying to obtain their fitness goals. Hopefully by reading this, you have come one step closer to unleashing the fitness guru that is waiting to bust out of you.

By Brandi M. Seals

Trends are always coming and going. It seems like things are circular and nothing new is ever really made. Instead it is usually just an old idea that has been updated a bit and set out as something new. There is a new trend out there trying to get off the ground. Everyone take a moment and prepare to hear about this supposedly hot new trend: clocks on a chain.

The other day I saw something that I never thought I would see - clocks on a chain a la Flava Flav style. That is right, they are out there just waiting to be purchased and worn around town. I have to admit I never saw this one coming. I am usually a pretty good judge of bad trends that get picked up, but the clock around the neck was an extreme long shot.

I remember when Flava Flav was originally popular for rapping. He sported the giant clocks back then and while a few people tried to copy this trend, it pretty much just stayed with Flava Flav.

Now he is back and determined to pollute the airwaves with Flava of Love. I know Flava Flav has his nasty little show where women are demeaned and act like trashy prostitutes, but I did not think that would be enough for any of his "trends" to catch on. Maybe I am not that in tune with the youth of America anymore. Maybe men can no longer remember a girl's name and gives her a stupid nickname instead. Maybe women do not mind being treated like prostitutes. Maybe all women want to wear skimpy clothes and paw a scrawny thin man who kind of had a music career in the 80s. Somehow I just do not see it. I do not see the allure of Flava Flav.

Originally I did not have a problem with Flava Flav. I was not a fan of his music and he wore bad clothes but he never did anything that down right pissed me off. Now with Flava of Love, I cannot even see why anyone would want to be around this joke of a man. He is scrawny, weird, demeaning, and downright obnoxious. Yet that seems to be what people want to see on T.V.

Since I have talked so much about Flava Flav you are probably worried that the clocks that are in style now are huge. Do not be, they seem to be only an idea taken from Flava Flav’s unique style. The clocks available now are dainty little pieces on chains. Maybe it is the look of the future. I have not seen anyone trying to sell the large tacky clocks yet but you never know. Even if they do not sell the giant clocks, that may not stop it from catching on. Who knows, give it time and your teenager might head outdoors with an alarm clock strapped to his chest.

I do not really understand the appeal of the clock on a chain? Is it cool because everyone who passes by can easily see what time it is? If you already own a watch, you really do not need a clock on a necklace.

I guess this new trend just proves that you never know what people will come up with next. On one hand this could be a completely new idea, on the other hand it could be a shout out to the tacky stylings of Flava Flav. If the person who came up with this had never seen Flava Flav or he did not factor into the design at all, then it is not really that bad. It would just be a trend I would opt to avoid.

I think I am on to something here. If I did not immediately associate this new item with Flava Flav it would not be so bad. I used to have a watch that clipped to my belt loops. That did not bother me and it kind of followed the same principle - a non traditional watch that faces outward rather than inward so that it can be easily seen by the person wearing it. I loved it and I was sad when it eventually broke.

Last week I covered leggings and I thought I'd branch out a bit and trace the evolution of my very favorite fashion item, pants. I look really ridiculous in skirts and dresses, being a short fat girl and all, so pants are my friend. I've also always found skirts and dresses to be very restrictive from a movement perspective...if you could see the way I'm sitting right now, you'd understand why. Not a day in a dress passed without me spending most of it focusing on keeping my legs closed so the world didn't get a Sharon Stone-ish view of my hoo hoo (alas, I wear underwear so there would be some disappointed hoo hoo peekers, but those that are into the whole undie thing would no doubt be pleased). And for the life of me, I can never get the shoes right. I had a fine time in my goth years when I could wear striped tights and my trusty Doc Martens...but try to dress me up for a wedding and I'll no doubt turn into a frumpy old woman with the shoes to prove it. I can sort of pull of the hippie thing if I wear my Birkis, but other than that...scary.

So, pants. How did they get here when humans started out naked and then wrapped in fur pieces? You can thank horses. Ancient Nomads in Europe in Asia traveled everywhere on horseback and invented them to make the process more pleasant...warmer, less rubbing, ideal for maneuvering through thick scratchy brush. In China, as early as 375 BC, members of the calvary wore them exclusively...no one else in their society was permitted to do so. The were seen on and off as culture permitted until the 16th century when they really took off. Men at that time were wearing hose that tied at the top but left their bits hanging free, which became a problem when skirts got shorter and shorter. The codpiece took care of that for a while, but good lord who the hell liked wearing THOSE? Okay, I'm sure some fellas dug it...but the codpiece got smaller and became part of the hose and became breeches. There you have it...pants. Even that long ago they had a fly front for easy elimination. Fascinating. The breech type pant was worn all the way into the 1930s, also known as pantaloons or knickers.

But Rowan, that's all well and good, but we want to know about JEANS. Yeah, me too. I wear only jeans unless forced to don something 'nice', and then I go for linen. Would you believe that we have sailors to thank for jeans? They began wearing something called galligaskins and moved to denim when it became available because it was so durable. Denim was worn by folks in the Old West here in the States, and we've never looked back after all these years. I haven't, anyway.

The acceptable wearing of pants by women didn't happen until well into the middle of the 20th century, but they HAVE been worn historically for hundreds of years. There were a group of coal miners called the pit brow girls that were the talk of Victorian society because they wore pants while working...they still wore their mandated skirts, but on top of the pants and all tucked in a the waist. Good for them, and thank you, I say!

Women working out west in the 1800s also wore pants, as did 'flygirls' and other working women into the 1920s. Katherine Hepburn and Marlene Dietrich helped things along by wearing pants in public in the 1930s. With the onset of WWII, women went to work for the first time in full force, doing the jobs of the men on duty...pants had become a necessity. After WWII, it became socially acceptable for women to be seen in such attire on casual basis as well. In 1960, trousers hit the fine fashion market and have been on many a runway since.

There are still many cultures worldwide and religions within our own borders that prohibit women from wearing pants and force them to wear skirts and dresses...an attempt at hiding their natural form and to make them 'asexual'. Seeing the formed legs of a woman in public, covered or not, is an offense to these sort of folks and to their god. To each his own, but I'm glad I'm not in THAT camp. I can't imagine trying to do all my daily chores, working, cleaning, playing with my kid...all while in an ankle length dress. The horror!

Everyone who's anyone is wearing them...indoors, outdoors, at the pool, IN the pool. With such an amazing an array of styles, sizes and colors all of us can find 'the' pair if we search long and hard enough. I was curious...what's the history of these things?

When I did some research, I was shocked to learn that they've been around since the 12th century in China, and perhaps even earlier. Rumor has it that Roman Emporer Nero seeded the idea...he liked watching gladiator competitions through gemstones (talk about a pompous ass...sheese). The Chinese used flat polished smoky quartz as lenses, and they were mainly used by judges so that they remained expressionless when questioning witnesses.

A fellow named James Ayscough tinkered with colored lenses back in the 1700's, not for eye protection but because he though tinting them could cure certain vision impairments. It wasn't until the early 1900's that sunglasses took off as eye protection, initially worn by silent movie stars to shield their eyes from the super bright lights of early film studios. They took them off only when they were on camera and rolling. Interesting that we have formed such an association with movie stars and sunglasses...I guess that's why, eh?

In 1929, Sam Foster gave the United States inexpensive, mass-produced sun protection...he called his company Foster Grant and started selling on the NJ Boardwalk. The rest, as they say, is history.

Why do we need them? They protect our eyes from ultraviolet rays, which have been known to cause cataracts and a host of other problems. Some wear them to hide behind when they don't want to be recognized, and they're also worn to hide emotions or drug use. And, of course, they're worn by the blind on occasion, mainly for the comfort of others and not for protection.

In the 1950's, shades began to become quite a fashion statement. Lenses of green, grey or brown are suggested for best use without any color distortion, but they began appearing in pink, red, yellow, purple and a host of other tints. Frames are usually made of nylon, plastic or metal and come in a huge range of sizes and colors. Most popular in the 50's was the Wayfarer model made by Ray-Ban...James Dean wore them, and they're the best selling design so far.

The 1960's brought us Onasssis glasses, giant frames of various colors worn by the first lady. Unfortunately for the rest of us, these horrid things have made quite a comeback and celebrities are wearing them wherever they go. Some think it's a hiding from the paparazzi thing...but it's just yet another trend in my opinion. And I KNOW that in 10 years they'll all be looking at old photos and saying 'christ, what was I THINKING????'.

Also popular in the 60's (and during the 90's hippie resurgence) were Teashades, wire rimmed glasses worn by the counterculture kiddies. They had brightly colored or very dark lenses, most likely to hide their bloodshot eyes. You may call them hippie shades, or Lennon glasses. I must admit I enjoyed wearing these for five minutes or so long ago in a galaxy far far away.

In the 70's and 80's, Aviator style frames were the most popular...thin metal frames with an oversize, teardrop lens. They were created in 1936 for military flyboys, and for some reason the mirrored type became especially popular. With leisure suits. Of polyester. Hold me, I'm scared. Thankfully, these have fallen from favor. As long as there's no Top Gun: the reunion we should be okay.

Prices vary so widely...I prefer the WalMart specials because I either lose mine or sit on them or my child gets ahold of them and promptly pulls of an arm (the shades, not hers). If you're so inclined, you can pay 50, 100 or even several thousand dollars for a pair of your own. For the visually impaired ( I am but I wear contacts, partially so I CAN wear sunglasses. How silly.) your optometrist will happily make you a pair of prescription shades, but switching back and forth seems a little chaotic. Another nice thing about cheapies is that you can find a pair to match your summer outfits, your fall coat, your winter coat, and so on. Or every outfit if you're like Paris Hilton. But don't forget your co-ordinating headband. Yarg.

I love shades, and I even wear mine driving in the fog when the sun is rising facing me. Someday a cop is going to stop me for that, I just know it...but maybe he won't because he'll think that if I'm wearing shades I must be FAMOUS. Mmm hmm.

After seeing all the recent trends that were resurrected from the past, I have been afraid that pants the start at the breast would make a comeback. Well ladies and gentlemen, I was right. They are back and they are just as awful as they ever were.

Okay, technically I have not seen them in the stores yet, but I have seen high rise pieces in the fashion mags. Strangely, it seems like the fashion trend is to have skirts hiked up to your boobs. I do not think the fact that it is skirts that are hiked up makes things any better. It does not matter what it is. No sort of bottoms should start at the breast bone. As with a lot of recent trends, that just seems stupid and would look really, really bad.

It would be one thing if there was a purpose to it. Maybe if you wore your skirts or pants up there you would not need a bra. You could simply use your waistband to lift the girls. That would at least give the trend some reasoning. Perhaps I would not hate it so much then. I doubt there is anything that can be said or done to make me not hate this new trend.

It just looks unnatural. No one's waist is right below the breast, not unless someone is wearing the wrong sized bra. Shoot for those people I guess the pants would need to go over the breasts. Wouldn't that look great? It could look any worse that is for sure.

I can tell you right now that you do not need to spend money on this trend. Avoid it like the plague if you are smart. If you get tempted to see how you would look with your skirt and breasts meeting, do not buy a new skirt with a high waist band. Dig in your closet. I am sure you have a long skirt in there somewhere. Just pull it up to your boobs and do a few twirls in front of the mirror. It should take less then 2.3 seconds to realize the outfit would look hideous. Trust me; it is not because you do not have the proper gear. It is just the style you are trying to pull off.

Another trend making a come back is the mini dress from the 70s. I do not outright reject this trend. It is definitely not for me but I will not think any less of people who opt to give it a try.

Mini dresses can be quite cute. They come in different styles and give off a mod vibe. The only really question is how short you should go. If your dress does not cover your butt, it is time to return it to the store you bought it from. Mid thigh is really the shortest anyone should go and if you have a little cellulite back there, maybe its time to avoid the trend all together. Cellulite happens but no one really wants to see it out on the street.

I used to watch the Brady Bunch and wonder how those girls did not have goose bumps on their butts. There was nothing really back there keeping them covered. They sure could not bend over, and then the whole backside would be exposed. But think about it, if you are showing that much skin, wouldn't you get cold? Especially if you had to sit on those, cold metal, folding chairs or even any of those hard chairs that are used in most schools.

Also making a return appearance to the fashion scene is vests. I used to own quite a few vests back in grammar school, so did everyone else. Vests are back for both men and women so now you and your man can match. If you still have some good vests in the back of your closet, now is the time to dig them out. Everyone else will have to run out and buy one.

Always watch the stores to see what the latest trends are. You may not feel the need to take part in them but you never know when one might come through that strikes your fancy.

By Brandi M. Seals


If you have not been hiding under a rock these last couple of months you would notice that jewelry is making a big come back. I am not talking about diamonds and sapphires, but rather plastic beads, shells, or any other brightly colored pieces. If you do not believe me, just head into any department store's jewelry department. There is sure to be a whole section devoted to this lower-costing jewelry. Heck, just open a fashion magazine. You will see what I mean.

Lately I have found myself at odds with a number of the fashion trends. Shirt dresses, leggings, and 60s mini dresses really are not my thing. In fact I cannot imagine why anyone would want to own any of these things. The only thing that might come in handy is the leggings. They could easily be worn as an extra layer under pants on those cold winter days.

I guess some might say I am a bit of a fashion snob, really I am not. I am just frugal. Sure I will spend money on a great piece, but I will not spend anything on trends that I think will come and go just as quickly as I can blink my eyes. A lot of these new trends fall into that category for me. However, the resurgence of costume jewelry is one trend that I think has some staying power.

It was not until the brightly colored necklaces and bracelets made their comeback that I realized it has been years since anyone I see has really accessorized. Occasionally there is a diamond or cross necklace and maybe a pair of earring. But as far as every day accessories go, there really was not much going on. Quite frankly I am glad to see more people putting some effort into accessorizing. It improves the look of the outfit and can really dress things up.

If you have not already gone out and gotten yourself some of these pieces, it is really time you got started. A good place to start is to get pieces that coordinate with the clothing you already have. If you wear a lot of blues, you will need some blue pieces. Do not feel the need to match colors exactly or feel free to experiment around. These days fashion is not so much about matching as it is about going together. Get pieces that pop but that do not over power you.

If you are petite you will want to avoid large over sized pieces as they may make you look weighed down. The reverse holds true for large framed women. Small pieces will not have the same impact and may become overlooked. Just try to find pieces that are proportional.

Since you are investing in accessories, why not make sure you bag is up to date. Purses seem to have increased in size (some of them are so big that they rival Alaska as the largest state) and have grown shiny. While I may not be a fan of the huge bags, I see no reason to stick to itty bitty bags. Increase a little in size, who knows, you might even be able to fit most of your stuff in there.

The real key to buying a purse is to get a piece that stands out. I am not saying you need to buy something that is covered in sparkly sequins, but you can opt for something that is unique. For example, my favorite purses are unusual colors. One is a metallic red and the other is a bright dark blue. I love them because they stand out and they are different from just about anyone else's bags.

To go with your great purse, chose a nice wallet to go with it. You do not have to buy a wallet for each purse. I would suggest something that is fairly neutral, yet a little different than the average wallet. Avoid the black, brown, or even blue leather wallets that seem to be in everyone's purse. Get something a little different. Buy gold, silver, or even a crimson wallet. Just find something you really like. There is nothing worse than trying to be different but going outside your comfort zone. If you do that, you will never use the wallet. So be daring, but not too daring.

I'm a woman. Though a lover of fashion and celebrity fashion stalker/snarker, in the real world I'm a minimalist, and a very simple (bordering on slovenly) dresser. For example, I give you today's ensemble: One men's navy blue hooded sweatshirt, from KMart. I think it may be some sort of name brand, but I can't quite recall at the moment. It is reasonably clean, though the cuffs are starting to look a bit ratty. One pair of men's Faded Glory jeans, very baggy (perhaps I'm losing some pounds? Hmm...) and tattered at the bottom because they drag on the ground a bit. On my feet, a pair of Tecnica hiking boots, which cost more than my entire outfit, including underwear (which do not match my bra nor any other part of my clothing). They are shades of greyish blue, so they DO match the sweatshirt...go me. And then there's my purse.

I LOVE this particular purse, as much as someone like me can love something that she finds to be a tolerable evil entity. It took me a year to find it. It's a Baggallini, a black triangular mini backpack with handles that zip to become an over one shoulder bag. It's nylon, nicely lined, with lots of pockets. Still, I hate carrying it and sigh heavily every time I pick it up. How, how, HOW did this happen to us, ladies? I know some of you enjoy carting all your crap around...those of you that wear makeup and actually look fem...but me, all I need are keys and money in my jeans pocket and off I go. At least, that's how I USED to be, for ten good years between backpacks and babies.

I remember my very first purse. I was ten. It was 1980, and I had just gotten my period for the first time. Suddenly, I needed something to schlep around my ginormous maxipads in when attending school. It was 12 X 14, light jean material. I hated it instantly, and I was the ONLY girl in my grade carrying one and it felt like everyone knew WHY. Maybe that's because I only used it one week a month...but then I got wise and took it everywhere. I spend most of my free time hefting it back up on my shoulder because it slid off constantly. I felt like I had some sort of purse-tick. Not good.

In 7th grade, I began wearing makeup (don't fret...it was freaky odd makeup like Cyndi Lauper, not anything ordinary) and I HAD SOMETHING ELSE TO PUT IN MY PURSE. The blasted things were starting to feel a bit useful, and I bought myself a few styles. All huge, though. And now, all of my friends were schlepping...and those that didn't faced whisperings of suspected lesbianism. It felt good, like I was on my way to BECOMING A WOMAN. Scary.

Once in high school, I was carrying enough in the damn things to sustain me for a week in the wilderness. Extra glasses, CHECK! Coca Cola, CHECK! Chocolate, CHECK! Novel, CHECK! Enough change to take out Jackie Chan with one whack, CHECK CHECK CHECK! Then it happened...big purses WENT OUT OF STYLE and TINY PURSES WERE IN. I was horrified. I just spent the past 7 years forcing myself to accept the fact that I was a GIRL and girls carried giant purses and that's just THE WAY THINGS WERE and now...not.

The first day with my tiny purse was odd...and I was hungry and bored. But...good lord...it didn't fall off my shoulder! I had my money, my drivers license, pads, tampons...what else did I need anyway? It was a small taste of a freedom I hadn't known in a long, long time.

When I started college, I discovered the backpack. I never looked back, purses banished from my circle of fashion for what I thought was forever. It held everything, and it looked like I was adventurous...and it matched all of my clothing perfectly. Life was good without thinking about constantly changing purse styles. Then, several instances of violence in our country and the birth of my first child turned things topsy turvy again. I began noticing I could no longer bring my backpack wherever I wanted. People, including myself, began looking at their fellow citizens on the street, at WalMart, or wherever and wondering about them. Door security started to ask to see what was IN my backpack at certain places. Some stores bore signs informing me that backpacks were no longer allowed, despite the fact that I had a small infant and needed what was inside. Diaper bags...welcome. Backpacks, not.

I began carrying a purse again, mainly because my checkbook doesn't fit comfortably in my pocket. Belive me, I tried. In the past three years, I've bought 10 different types before finding the one I use now. And I still hate the whole process...unzipping it to get what I need, making sure it's zipped so nothing falls out...making sure I don't forget the whole thing somewhere. I'm happiest when I have cash and all I need are my keys. THEY fit in my pocket, though they do have that whole dungeon master feel.

Last week, I saw a segment on GMA about purses. 3K purses. Red, python skin purses. MAN purses. Purses as a fashion accessory are perfectly acceptable in my book...match them with your shoes, your dress...it's something I enjoy on the red carpet. But I have to wonder...why as human beings to we need to truck all our crap with us? Why? Is it because we are nomadic by our very nature? Do we like to bring our things with us so we can show them to others? Does it make us feel like we're taking a piece of our homes along, and therefore a piece of ourselves?

For me, it's a matter of necessity. I need my damn checkbook, and I need to keep it out of the hands of my kid. Done deal. And if I dressed better, I'd surely have a bunch of matching purses like I did when I was young because that makes the ordeal at least a little fun and interesting. But in the back of my mind, a purse will always remind me of that moment when I was thrust into womanhood without my consent. The curse and the purse...the curse OF the purse.

Fashion tells me I should be carrying a large leather bag this fall. Since I am once again allowing fashion in my life, I dutifully went shopping for a new bag. This was difficult because for years I survived with a change purse attached to my key chain. If I needed more space, my Lands End tote ,with my crochet in it, worked just fine. But I know following fashion can be difficult sometimes, so I braved the beautiful fall weather, in search of the perfect bag. The following is an account of what I discovered.

Coach is selling suede bags with fringe. It would not be an exaggeration to call it a hippie bag. The price tag however, does not inspire thoughts of flower power or free love. I guess the hippies can now afford a three or four hundred dollar fringed bag to remind them of their youth. I cannot help but wonder if you couldn't fly out West, buy an authentic fringed bag, and fly back for close to the same amount of money . I know,the bag wouldn't have the little Coach tag on it. The message this bag sends is the same as the Don Henley song which tells of seeing a Greatful Dead sticker on the back of a Cadillac. The messages are too mixed for me. This was not the right bag .

I'm not against Coach bags. In fact in my youth I carried more than one Coach bag with pride. I am rough on purses so I can tell you they will not last a lifetime nor does sending them to Coach for refurbishing bring them back to their original condition. I was of the school of thought that when my bag got too mottled, it was time to get a new one. Then I began to buy diaper bags. For awhile, I still looked in the store window at my beloved Coach bags but I passed on by. Eventually I stopped looking in the window.

Then I took my youngest daughter to camp at my old alma mater, St. Mary's College, aka Coach bag central. It was at St.Marys that I learned about Coach bags and bought my first one. I know, teens carry Coach bags now, but for me it was a college relationship. I had not been raised with status bags so Coach was a whole new world for me. My girls are already aware of this brand and they are still in high school. If it's not Coach, it's Doony Burke.

I looked around and all the other moms were carrying brightly colored, seasonal, Coach bags. I knew I needed one again. I even stopped at a Coach outlet store on the way home but resisted the urge to part with hard earned cash. I did not see a must have style in the outlet store. In other words they did not have any of the pastel summer bags I had seen on every St. Mary's alumni who was sending her little girl to camp. Plus the camp was ungodly expensive. I guess I was still figuratively carrying a diaper bag. I knew I needed a new Coach bag but I was not yet ready to purchase one. I just coveted them from afar, letting my need grow.

I finally put the Coach monkey to rest when I ordered a small, black, cloth Coach bag from a Corporate Rewards catalog from my husband's workplace. The bag is slightly different from similar ones they sell in the Coach store but I like it better. It is small and a departure from the leather Coach bags I was familar with. I had obtained one of Coach's " new" styles and it could be carried all year round. The bag is still in good shape and I carry it when I need a Coach bag. However, it is not the right bag for fall, at least according to the fashion magazines. It is too small and way too subtle.

The bag for fall is large, leather with rhinestones or other metal ornamentation. A small fabric Coach bag would not do. I ventured into a leather store and saw several very nice bags for a minimum of one hundred dollars. I guess this is the time to tell you I do not like rhinestones and there is no way I am spending any amount of money on a bag that will most likely be passe next year. I said I was letting fashion back into my life, I did not say I was spending any significant amounts of money to do it. One of my big problems with following fashion is the amount of money it takes to be "in". Even if you do spend the money for designer fashions chances are no one but other fashion groupies know what you have worked so hard to get. While Coach may be identifable to your average teen today, I bet there are more people who do not recognize even the name Prada, much less identify any products, than there are people who can identify Prada as a fashion brand. I am just as happy to get the "look" fashion demands I have at a bargin price than spend huge amounts of money for a status label that only I will appreciate .

So I went to Target. The only bag that tempted me was a faux animal print that really looked better on display than when you got close up. Even though the purse was only twenty dollars, I had real concerns about whether it could withstand my admittedly rough usage of bags. I passed on the animal print and went across the street to AJ Wright, a dreaded discount store.

There I found a Nine West bag with brass decoration and visible leather stiching. The shoulder straps are adjustable. The bag's style is affected when you adjust the straps but being able to carry the bag on my shoulder is worth the small loss of style. The bag fits the demands of fashion yet is conservative enough to ensure I will carry it. The bag is leather or a very good substitute and is well made. The only problem is the tag does not say Coach, but Nine West is a reputable brand. I feel fashionable just looking at it sitting on my table.

Best of all, I satisfied the demands of fashion for only twenty dollars. If I want to change this bag in several months I will not feel money has been wasted. I will also not need to treat my bag with the respect I should show a four hundred dollar purchase. I also know from my search for the perfect bag that similar bags were retailing for at least fifty dollars, on sale, at several different stores. I had listened to fashion as to style, and my common sense as to price.

I did dig up my old Coach leather wallet to use with my new bag, I guess I always need to carry a little bit of Coach with me. The wallet looks like it has been through a war, but it's more than fifteen years old and still holding together. In the old days I would have bought a new one but I have other demands on my resources than fashion these days. Even so,I have let fashion back into my life. It feels good. It feels even better that I only spent a fraction of what the magazines said I would need to spend to be "in" this fall. I have the right bag.

I woke up in the morning on this fine rainy day and realized that something else was going to contribute to my despondency: today was my "month-day". Yes, today, my fashionistas, I came one month closer to my next dreaded birthday- the big 34.

Immediately, I rang my bestest buddy in Ohio and said, "Heather, I am one month closer to the big 3-4"! And she says, "Girl, get a grip - you are also one month further away from that God awful bridesmaid dress we both had to wear last month for our mutual friend's wedding". Oh, the joy of one's 30s. These days, the cutest sleeveless bridesmaid dress can make one feel like she is going to the prom. Where are the days of yore? Where have the days of wearing anything I darn well please gone? Well, wherever they went, they are gone. And wishing them back by wearing clothes that are age inappropriate is ludicrous.

There are several hard and fast rules on fashion after 30. And trust me, none of them have you wearing miniskirts five inches about the knee. You are 30 now, and the dignity that goes along with the number must be reflected in the clothing you wear. Now I know some of my more "liberal" friends will arduously disagree, but I must stand my ground. Turning 30 is a privilege and a fashion milestone in its own right - let's capitalize on the wisdom from our maturity and wear items that enhance our age - no matter what our size or look.

Rule #1 -If it is spandex, ditch it. The thinnest 34 year old cannot possibly see any benefit in spandex shorts. Even if you insist on wearing biker shorts on your next bike-a-thon, reconsider your intent in the interest of the layperson's perception. Spandex, even in the form of biker shorts, is highly unattractive. The way the material hugs one's skin and flesh makes me wonder why any clothing is worn at all. A seven year old learning to ride a two-wheeler is much better served wearing this aerodynamic material. Additionally, no one cowers from seeing the youngster in his or her spandex shorts and a matching tee - in fact, if anything, the children get double-takes and looks of adoration. The 30 something wearing spandex shorts gets a look of disbelief, a once-over, and then several just loud enough commentaries from the disconcerted bystander. Why attract the negative attention? Next time, go for the nylon all-weather shorts or the ever so popular cotton sweatpants.

Rule #2 - Try to incorporate a pair of flats into your high heel repetoire. I know you love the thigh-high butter leather spiked boots and your four inch crocodile stilettos. Who didn't become overly excited with the show Sex and the City and Sarah Jessica Parker's vast array of foot candy. The episodes were heaven for the shoe-lover. However, our bodies can only take so much trauma. Our feet scream for the comfortable while our heads scream for the fashionable. I have the most adorable yellow penny loafers with rubber soles, and I would not give them up for the world. They are versatile and fun. They go with any of my pants or longer skirts. They are a "must have". And, if you are single, perusing the clubs, and wondering why you are taller than all the eligible men there, wearing flats will change your perspective instantly. The flat shoe serves many purposes. Embrace the flat shoe, women!

Rule #3 - Do not wear what your teenage daughter is wearing. You glance up and there on the steps of your staircase is your teenage daughter. She is sporting white plastic hoop earrings, a large beaded white necklace, an oversize long tee that reads "You are not my mother", a baby miniskirt with black leggings, and some rope and cloth espadrilles. Certainly not the picture you envisioned, however, you acknowledge her freedom of expression. At that point, it is wise to return to the kitchen, pack her a healthy meal, and jet to your closet to pick out something a little more conservative. Do not attempt to run to her closet and borrow coordinates to recreate the look. I was walking through the mall last week and spotted a mother-daughter pair wearing matching headbands, pixie clips, and sweatshirts. Each had on sparkly pink lipstick. Yikes, I thought to myself, were they having a lapse in judgement or what? Know that some fashion is "teenage" for a reason - it is for teenagers.

Rule #4 - Find a super cool couture sweatsuit and buy it! Yesterday, I bought a $200 sweatsuit in brown and wondered if I had a lapse in judgement. Today, I wore it to the grocery store and couldnt help but look at myself occasionally in the passing mirrors. I was rocking that sweatsuit. Pair it up with a cute silver link chain necklace and a bracelet, and you are smokin' ( as the twenty somethings would say). And make sure you buy a neutral color. Leave the bright pinks, aqua blues, and magentas to your younger sister or the neighbor girl. You are demure, mature, and chill. Sport the black cotton hoodie and matching pants to your next grocery outing, mall shopping trip, or day long picnic.

And I could write several more pages on the importance of keeping fashion age-appropriate. But I will stop here to allow you to ruminate on my suggestions. Turning 34, for me, will be something I am not looking forward to; however, if I can put it in context, fashion context that is, it might not be so bad, and certainly, if nothing else, it is an argument to go shopping.

Until next time my fine, fashion-oriented, friends!

Benzie

By Brandi M. Seals

By now I think it is well established that I hate when stupid trends from the past pop up again. There have been lots to complain about lately. First it started small with those lace gloves Madonna used to wear. Then it moved to a real atrocity - leggings and over sized shirts or leggings under skirts. Now I think it has gone too far. I know this latest thing will not even be picked up, but it still annoys me. What you ask could possibly be so horrific? I do not really know what to call these things. I guess the best way to describe them is to call them pants purses.

The other day I was shopping at my local JCPenney and I saw the most horrific thing - purses that looked like they were made from the waist and rise of jeans. They also had them made from a variety of colored cords. I remember these purses from when they were first suppose to be cool. It is a little fuzzy for me as it was the early 80s, but I definitely remember them.

Yeah, a purse that looks like a pair of pants is really what I want to wear out on the town. What kind of statement is that going to make? That I am too poor to buy a real purse so I have been sitting at my sewing machine all day whipping up this little number?

Like a long list of 80s horrors, I do not know why these are trying to make a come back. Based on the fullness of the display they were on, I would say that no one has been unfortunate enough to pick up one of these bad boys.

Honestly I do not know why anyone would want to buy one. After all, I think they used to be a homemade craft back in the day for any pair of pants that had seen better days. Why spend money on this atrocity when you can make a crappy replica at home? For that reason I really hope no one is crazy enough to really spend money on one.

The company's buyer must have had an off day when he or she decided that these things would sell. I can see it now, three months down the road the people at Penney's will finally realize that mystery of all mysteries, the purses really will not sell. I really wish I would have looked to see how much they were trying to sell them for. I guess it does not really matter. The ugly things will be marked down to $7.77 or lower and sold to anyone willing to pay that much for them.

By the way, that is a tip for anyone who shops at JCPenney. If you ever go and see something you like marked at a price ending in $.77, it means they will not clearance it out any lower unless it is during sidewalk sales. So you should buy anything that catches your eye when you see it has been marked down to a price point ending in $.77. I worked for Penney's for over 5 years; they implemented the $.77 thing around 2001 or 2002.

I would still advice avoiding the pants purses even if they become dirt cheap. You cannot take them anywhere. Perhaps they could be used as part of a Halloween costume or used for dress up for the kids. But really, no one would want to be seen in public with a pants purse. Shoot, if you have a real hankering for one, go down to the local Goodwill. I bet you find one, or at least a pair of pants that you can make into one.

I wonder what the next horrible fashion style will try to make a come back. Maybe people will start sporting overalls with one side unclipped. Maybe the fashion gurus will tell us that pants up to the breast will be hot. You never know what someone will try to pass off as fashionable. If your first thought is to laugh when you see something, then it is definitely a fad you will want to avoid. I would love to know if anyone else has seen any fashion atrocities recently.

When it comes fashion and how to dress, what not to wear, and what accessories are in for the season, most people tend to turn their eyes to the fashion runways to see what duds the models are sporting and to the red carpets of Hollywood to catch a glimpse of what the stars are wearing. While the money flow for actors and actresses seems to be endless and lets not forget how many designers literally give them free clothes in hopes that they well wear it and influence other individuals such as yourself, the reality is that the average individual's budget is pretty tight. I mean there are bills, car payments, rent, mortgage, and other miscellaneous expenses such as gas and groceries, so how can an individual look like a star while shelling out a minimal amount of dough? When it comes to getting designer duds, is it possible to do so without breaking the bank? Here are a few tips to help you dress like a star, yet not break the bank.

Don't be intimidated to shop the sales racks.
We all know that the sales racks always have some good deals; however, if you have ever shopped a sale and have attempted to sort through the racks then you know better than anyone that they are usually unorganized. It is without question that if you are expecting to find a good deal, you better be prepared to spend some time searching for it. While there is definitely a lot of junk on the racks, there are also some good finds that can be discovered if given the time and effort.

If there is a consignment store in your area, check it out.
I don't know why people have hang ups about going to consignment stores but for some reason they aren't the first choice for most people when it comes to going there to search for a discount. Many times consignment stores will get brand new items that get sent there due to being defective or perhaps the items are just simply overstock. Consignment stores are a good place to go to for basically all fashion necessities including shoes, handbags, blouses, dresses, jeans, pants, and accessories. Make note: most of the items that are classified as defective aren't defective in the physical sense. The item just fell short of the manufacturers standards and therefore they classified it as defective.

Shop at discount stores like Ross, Marshalls, and TJ Maxx
When it comes to getting designer deals for a bargain, it is literally impossible to walk out of Ross, Marshalls, or TJ Maxx without finding a bargain. These stores usually get overstock and in some cases defective items, which aren't physically defective but rather, fell short of meeting the standards of the manufacturers. These stores always carry designer brands including Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger, Michael Kors, Guess, Roxy, Express, and may others. These stores also usually carry just about everything including purses, shoes, men, women, and children's clothes, household items such as furniture and linens, and accessories. While it is likely that you will find a good deal, be prepared to look for it. The result will be well worth the effort.

Like the vintage look? Try the thrift store.
If the vintage look is what makes your style, then a thrift store is a good place to find fashionable finds at a fraction of the cost. Thrift stores carry everything from designer brands to discount store goods and the conditions of these items may vary, although in most cases, they are in fairly good condition. Once again, be prepared to search through the racks in order to find the goods. Also, thrift stores vary depending on the area that you are in. If you go to a rather wealthy area, then you will probably find more designer clothes but be aware that those thrift stores will inevitably be more expensive than the other ones. If you opt to go to a thrift store in a not so wealthy area, then expect to spend less and possibly not find as many designer clothes as you would at the wealthier ones. Thrift stores carry a vast array of items including men, women's and children's clothing, shoes, furniture, household utensils, books, appliances, purses, and accessories. Once again, be prepared to spend some time searching through the racks and if the thrift store has dressing rooms, don't hesitate to try the potential items out.

Don't be afraid to look for accessories at garage sales.
When it comes to finding accessories, garage sales are great places to score cheap items and you can always get a deal because in many cases the individual having the sale just wants to get rid of the items. Power to the buyer! If you would like to search for other items such as clothes, shoes, and handbags, you can also find them at garage sales; however, in my opinion most of those items usually aren't in that great of condition. You can find out who is having a garage sale by picking up the Saturday morning paper and searching for the section that advertises local garage sales. Be aware that there are people who are fixated on searching through garage sales so if you want to go at the most optimum time, be prepared to get up early and join the other garage sale fanatics. Also, garage sales vary depending on the area so if you head over to a wealthier area, it is possible that you will find nicer items. Just be prepared to shell out a little bit more money.

Always make a point to look through Sunday's sales ads.
If you always make it a point to pick up a Sunday newspaper, you will always be "in the know" about the majority of department store sales. In addition, they usually advertise their trendier sales items along with special coupons that are only available in Sunday's ads. You can also find other coupons that will help you to save on a variety of other items including groceries, toiletries, and other household items. There is only one downside. Since you will be in the know about all the sales, it might make you shop a bit more so just remember to keep yourself in check.

Keep an eye out for department store sales.
Most people take notice about which department stores are having which sales; however, they don't take into consideration that if one store is having a sale then it is likely that its rival store is also having a similar sale. For example, if Dillard's is having closeout sales on their accessories, then it is likely that JCPenney's is also having a similar sale. The market thrives on competition and it is without a doubt, competition is what keeps it a buyers market.

Shop for shoes at discount shoe stores.
Women love shoes, right? Right. So it is no surprise that wherever you look, there are discount shoe stores galore. Many people are intimidated to shop at these discount shoe stores and may be under the impression that shoes at these stores aren't only not worth much money (hence the price) but are also poorly made. While it is true that different designers have different quality shoes, you can find some decent shoes at the discount shoe stores. In some cases, they may not have as comfortable of a sole as the more expensive brand; however, there is an easy fix for that. All you need to do is visit your local Walmart, Target, or Kmart and pick up some of Dr. Scholl's gel inserts. These are a cheap fix that will give your shoes a much cushier feel. Heck if you even have more expensive shoes that don't have much sole support, you can use these in them as well.


With these eight tips, you are on your way to looking like a star in those designer duds, yet not breaking the bank. Remember, when it comes to fashion it is a state of mind fused together with your own personal flair. Have fun shopping!

While weddings are a pleasant part of life and well, funerals, usually not so much but there is certain decorum in the way people should dress while attending one or the other.

A wedding is a decidedly happy occasion, but there are definitely some unwritten rules that need to be followed when dressing for one.

In order to dress appropriately, you need to plan ahead. Rifle through your closet and see if you own anything suitable that can be worn. If not, go shopping. Try not to do this the morning of the wedding! If it is a must attend wedding (also known as a duty wedding of say, family members or family friends, colleagues from work etc.) you need to wear something that is fairly sedate. A good guide to what you should wear is to take a look at the invitation. How does the invitation look? If it is formally done on heavy cream coloured paper with fancy writing, that might be a hint for more formal attire. If you are lucky, the invitation may actually mention what you need to wear. One wedding I heard about, the guests were invited to witness the wedding at a church, then to a backyard bbq for the reception. These days being forearmed is being forewarned!

Also, you might think about a) the weather and b) where the wedding is. The last wedding my husband and I attended was in a church with no air conditioning in the middle of July. Fortunately, I had bought a sleeveless crepe dress and strappy sandals and for me, it was not too bad. If the evening gets cool, you will want to take a little jacket or sweater with you for later. If the wedding is outside, carefully watch the weather network before hand. You might want to think twice about that flowy gown that could get caught in the wind. You get the picture, plan ahead for the wedding!

If the wedding is a more formal occurrence, you will want to wear something that is a little more classic in design such as a dressy or cocktail suit. You will need to wear a slightly more sophisticated look than an afternoon wedding, whereas a summer skirt and a sweater set will do. Black tie is a whole different story. The black tie wedding will require a tux (remember not to wear one before 6:00 PM) and for the ladies, a floor length dress is required.

When it comes to shoes, you will want to consider a few things. If it is an outside wedding and has rained recently, your heels will sink into the ground and make it difficult to walk. Is there dancing? If you have killer heels, you might want to take along another pair of shoes. I actually did this for a wedding, I had sprained my ankle the month before and had a hard time negotiating in heels. I wore heels for the wedding part and took flats for the reception where my hubby and I were the MCs (which required a lot of standing!) So there are factors to keep in mind even with shoes for a wedding.

There are definite no no’s that cannot or should not be worn at a wedding such as white (why compete with the bride? It is her day, not yours); anything too sexy; black to a daytime wedding; jeans; anything that is ill-fitting (too big, too tight) or with stains or holes.

On the other hand, funerals are a much more solemn occasion than weddings are, but yet, there are rules on what you should and should not wear at a funeral.

It does not seem that there is such a strict dress code as there used to be for funerals. It used to be only acceptable for mourners to wear dark colours such as navy or black, but it would appear that grays and khakis have been thrown into that mix. If you are a man, a blue blazer and khakis are acceptable, just make sure you wear a sombre tie. The key here is to show respect both for the deceased and the surviving family.

It also depends on the person who has passed. If he was a biker, it would seem silly to wear a suit, right? For a funeral, ladies can wear what ever feels comfortable. It does not have to be a skirt or a dress. If you have a black pantsuit, you could wear that. Sometimes, it is a good thing to reflect the likes and dislikes of the person who has passed. Recently, here in Canada, there was a shooting in a high school in Montreal and there was a lone victim. Rather than wear black to her funeral, the mourners wore pink to show respect for the girl who died (pink was her favourite colour). If the deceased always wore Hawaiian shirts, you could show your respect by donning one yourself. Or I have heard of a mourner wearing an outfit because the deceased thought the person looked great in it. In regards to funerals, just let common sense rule your judgement when it comes to clothes.

Clothing for a funeral is somewhat less restrictive than a wedding though just as important, it requires some thought, some planning and if you do that, you will look great!

Leggings. You just shuddered when you read that, didn't you? If you didn't, you're either much younger than I am or you live to emulate celeb fashion trends. All the 'it' girls are sporting them these days, and they show up quite often at Go Fug Yourself. Leggings, in an array of colors and patterns: worn with short shirts, under skirts, under shorts, with tunics, and worst of all...beneath high fashion, elegant gowns. Combined with heels, sandals, sneakers, thigh high boots or Uggs...though I thought for sure we left them in 1986 to die a painful but well deserved death, they're back with a vengeance. Not on THIS body, but seemingly everywhere else. I was curious about how this particular style arose, so I did some research. Here it is...the story of LEGGINGS.

By definition, leggings are any type of fitted clothing used to cover and protect the leg...originally, they were two separate items, one for each. Which makes me think of chaps and then I think of the Village People and I am SO not up for that today...wait, what was I saying? Oh, right. Two separate items of clothing. They've been worn for warmth as well as protection dating all the way back to the 14th century, and since Native Americans wore a form of them I'd imagine even earlier. During the Renaissance period, men wore them and called them 'hose'; Scottish men wore them under kilts (I would imagine their bits would get mighty chilly otherwise, eh?) and called them 'trews'. Even when pants took over, men in cold climates still wore them as a layering device. Women wore them all the way into the 19th century under their skirts, again, as two separate pieces of clothing for each leg.

Most interestingly, leggings have a military history...before combat boots, soldiers relied on a form of leggings made of canvas with a stirrup to keep dirt and rocks out of their shoes and provide ankle support. Though they've been replaced, leggings are still worn for ceremonial purposes. Who knew?

Back in the 1980's, a fitness and aerobic craze (curse you, Jane Fonda!) began and suddenly women all over the world were wearing the modern version as streetwear. For exercise wear, a blend of Nylon and Lycra is commonly used. For streetwear, it's a combo of cotton-Lycra or cotton-polyester-Lycra. The definition has changed to become 'tight, form fitting trousers that extend from the waist to the ankles.' Shouldn't THAT be enough to deter you from ever slipping on a pair???? By the early 1990's, leggings were outselling JEANS. ARGH!

Initially, leggings were all ankle length and evolved to have stirrups...some even had FEET. Since we're at this point in history, I can now share with you my own personal legging experience. I think it was 1984 when I bought my first pair, to correspond with my torn sweatshirt. Yes, I had just seen the movie FLASHDANCE. And I was a MANIAC about fashion, for sure. My first pair was black, and I wore them at least three times a week, with sneakers. As they became more readily available, I branched out and began wearing floral prints with crew neck, oversize sweaters and heels. As my angst adolescent mood grew darker and Madonna came along, I discovered stirrups...with black knee high boots and shirts with tails. I'm not kidding. I have pictures. The allure faded by 1987, and by college they were banished from my closet and replaced with jeans.

Along came the 1990's and In Living Color...and leggings were back again, in a 'short' form. I jumped on the bandwagon and wore these with knee high boots, too, lord help me.

Grunge saved my life and reintroduced me to jeans, thankfully...and I vowed to never wear leggings again. And I haven't. First off, I'm too damn fat to be wearing them without a butt cover. Secondly, my mother in law wears them. I don't EVER want to go there, thank you very much. But I do wonder what she thinks when she turns on the E! Channel and sees Mischa Barton sporting a pair of black capri length leggings, just like hers. And I wonder what Mischa would say if she saw my mother in law...at 68, dressed just like her. Heh heh.

I'm not snarky by nature...well, perhaps I AM but I have the decency to keep it to myself and not voice my opinion in the middle of Walmart. And I also realize that I too am guilty...if you could see me, right at this very moment, you'd be whipping out your cell phone and placing a 911 to the fashion police. But thankfully, my tattered baggy jeans, stained shirt and bare face are hidden from your view...let's pretend that I'm a size 4, wearing a cute little skirt with a funky jacket and a t-shirt with something witty emblazoned across it. That's better, isn't it? Now, here we go...let's begin Rowan's Favorite Fashion Faux Pas Countdown, version 1.0.

10.) Plumber's Butt Pants
Ah, an old staple of which I'm actually rather fond of...nothing like a glimpse of crack to get me going on a gigglefest. We don't really need to discuss this much, do we? What IS worth mentioning is the fact that despite what amounted to a national campaign (say no to crack!) men are STILL leaving the house in jeans that are TOO DAMN SMALL. Fellas, there is no harm in putting on some weight...but you've GOT to buy bigger pants. Just because your beer gut is still nimble enough to be hoisted over the waistband of your size 34 Wranglers doesn't mean they actually FIT. And now, much to my horror, WOMEN are doing this as well because it's 'trendy' and 'attractive' for all of us to see the color of their undies (or lack thereof) as their pants hang low, low low. Please, no more. Please!

9.) Sausage Shirts
I'm fat. It happens. I, however, am kind enough to spare the general population from having to look at all my fat rolls whenever I go out of the house. Others are not as kind. Everywhere I go, I see men and women alike, large and in charge, with their tight, tight TIGHT shirts on, buttons popping and rolls jiggling as they wander around, appearing not to be a bit uncomfortable. They look like a sausage stuffed into a casing that is just too damn small, I say. Why do they do this to themselves, and to me? Like I said...I'm fat. And perfectly happy being fat. I support fat rights. I think fat can be beautiful. BUT NOT IN A SHIRT THAT IS 18 SIZES TOO SMALL. You look silly. I know you want to be 'up' on fashion. You can be...head to the PLUS section and for the love of god, buy yourself some clothes that fit, hold your head up, and join me at Ben & Jerry's for a treat.

8.) Belly Peeks
I was tired of this a week after it began, and I can't believe it's still lurking around. Belly shirts. On little girls. On teens. On women in their 50's. On PREGNANT WOMEN. You know what? I have absolutely no desire to see your stomach, no matter how hard you've worked to make it look buff. Save it for your boyfriend or your webcam. The only valid reason I see for showing the world your belly button is to prove that you're not an alien. And that's a stretch.

7.) Undergarments as Outerwear
I take great pains every day when getting dressed to ensure that all of my undergarments remain invisible to the rest of the planet, and I'd appreciate it if you'd do the same. Your bra is not a top. I repeat...YOUR BRA IS NOT A TOP. And I don't want a peek at your thong hanging out of your jeans, either. If you choose to behave this way, just cut to the chase and walk around in your undies. Problem solved.

6.) Old Ladies in Youthful Garb
I'm not as young as I used to be, and I no longer wear things like short shorts or tube tops. Not in public, anyway. Is there anything creepier than seeing someone with the face of your grandmother in an outfit you saw in Teen Vogue last week? I think not. Ladies, if you must dress 'young', please dye your hair and get a facelift too. You're screwing with my poor brain too much otherwise.

5.) Little Girls in Risque Clothing
Simply unacceptable. Your 4 year old does not need to be wearing a belly shirt and skintight shorts. Or a lowcut shirt. Or a bikini. It's just not right...let your kid be a kid, okay? Whatever happened to Garanimals????

4.) Homielicious Hell
Skinny people in baggy clothing. And baseball caps worn askew. Many, many chains and wristbands...the ensemble completed by untied sneakers. I thought the Homey Habilus look would be long dead by now, but it's like a bad horror flick with zombies popping out of the grave. Folks, if you're skinny, BE GRATEFUL! The baggy look is for Fat Me and my cohorts. Move on.

3.) Activewear on the Obviously Sedentary
I love, love LOVE seeing pudgy people wearing exercise clothing...especially those smoking cigarettes. If you aren't anywhere near Long Island and don't watch the Sopranos you may not be familiar with this particular Faux Pas, but believe you me, it ain't pretty.

2.) Public Sweatsuit Exhibition
Men. Sweatpants. Short Sweatshirts. No, no, no, NO! Newsflash...while I'm sure your package is lovely and all, I would prefer not to see it swinging around when you walk. At least take me to dinner first...but if you combine the sweats with workbooks, no deal.

1.) Leather in 95 degree heat
Nothing says I'm a slave to fashion like idiots wearing all varieties of leather on the hottest day of the year. Unless you're on a motorcycle or in the Matrix, summer = cotton. Leave your jacket home, compadres. If I see you, I WILL point and laugh. I can't help myself.

Hopefully I've entertained you...or perhaps you've learned a little lesson. I'll be out there, watching and waiting.

By Brandi M. Seals

While it may seem unfair, we are judge every day by our appearance. This is especially true at work. If you dress too casually you will be seen as too unorganized. If you are over dressed it may send the signal that you are pretentious and uptight. It is not fair, but it is reality.

Dressing appropriately is a must if you want to get ahead and be taken seriously. But, that can be difficult due to the sometimes vague language used in dress codes or the lack of any dress code. What is acceptable varies widely depending on the job. The following, however, are rarely acceptable and should be avoided.

1.)Smells
All smells should be kept in check. If you love your perfume that is great but do not drown your coworkers in it. Some people have allergies to smells and smelling someone before you can see them is very off-putting. Keep all scents to a minimum. If you accidentally put too much one, use some rubbing alcohol to lift up the scent where you sprayed it.

2.) Showing too Much Skin
Cleavage should be kept to a minimum and shorts or skirts should stop very close to the knee. No one needs to see the majority of your breasts. A little cleavage peeking out the top is fine, but otherwise keep the girls under wraps. Too often women march around in tiny skirts and shorts that just are not appropriate. For most jobs men should wear pants. If shorts are permissible make sure they are in good condition, fit well, and end near the knee.

3.) Bad Hair
Messy hair looks unkempt and gives off on unprofessional vibe. Go to the salon regularly to keep the hair under control. Also use styling products to keep the hair from going crazy during the day. Men also need to make sure facial hair is trimmed and kept neat.

4.) Wearing Clothes that do not Fit
All too often people end up in ill-fitting clothes. Maybe they are hand-me-downs or store bargains or maybe some of us just do not know what fits. Ill-fitting clothes make anyone look disheveled and unprofessional. Steer clear of clothes that are too tight, too loose, to long or too short.

Avoid any unsavory perceptions by making sure your clothes work for you. It is rare to find a piece that fits perfectly, instead of wearing it as is, get a tailor to fix it for you. Always fit the largest part of your body and have the tailor shrink the rest to fit you.

5.) Visible Piercing and Tattoos
You may love your nose piercing, but your boss may not. Any visible piercings and tattoos tend to give the wrong impression. If you have facial piercings, remove them for work. If you have visible tattoos, try to cover them. There are few jobs where these are seen as appropriate now. However, things may change in the future.

There have been lawsuits lately that are fighting discrimination for tattoos and piercings. A large wholesales club was recently sued by a member of "the Church of Body Modification." The girl complained that the club's policy of no facial piercings was unfair.

The wholesaler won because the piercing removal was for sanitation reasons while working with food. But, employers not involved in food handling may not have a reason to keep piercings out.

6.) Makeup
Too much or too little makeup can be seen as inappropriate. Try to keep makeup natural looking. Save the cat eyes for the night time. In addition to wearing too much makeup or brightly colored makeup, no makeup can send the wrong message. It seems archaic this day in age, but women without makeup still seem unprofessional to some.

If you just do not want to wear makeup, there may be hope. Recently a female employee at a casino challenged the casino's dress code policy that required all females to wear makeup. The women lost the case in a federal appeals court; however she has brought attention to this situation. She has done a lot to show that forcing women to cover their faces in makeup is based on a gender stereotype and it should be unlawful.

I just received the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar and thank goodness they have instructions on what to wear at any age. Having taken a pass on fashion for the last several years, I was uncertain what I should be wearing now that I had reached the advanced age of 43. Vogue's issue on the same topic only addressed what ballet dancers in their 40s should wear. Bazaar has let me know that I should be wearing English manor plaids and timeless classics. Their fashion writer, Merle Ginsberg, confirmed now is the time to " factor in good taste and a dose of pragmatism" when I make my fashion decisions. My instincts have been affirmed, it is time to realize I am not as young as I once was.


This knowledge comforts me since I do not have the body of a 20-something and I would look ridiculous in the same attire as Mary Kate and Ashley. Currently what used to be known as " micro minis" are flooding the runways. I am not talking about a skirt that hits above the knee but rather one that hits right below the behind. The type of mini Sharon Stone is pictured wearing in the Ginsberg article. Stone ( age 48) is quoted as saying " I'm going to wear the shortest skirts possible as long as they look good on me". I have to wonder as to the wisdom of Stone's attitude. I know my mother did not like my indulgence in minis ten years ago, when I was in my early 30s. In fact my shrink( one of many) wrote in one of his assessments that my pleated mini skirts were not appropriate attire for a doctor's appointment, and I even wore pantyhose or tights. What would he say about Sharon Stone today?


Well I know what I would tell Sharon Stone today. You still have the legs but it may be time to show them in something different than a mini, no matter what the designers are showing on the runway. I can hear shocked gasps from the over 40 and fit crowd who say you are only as old as you feel and if exercise can not solve it, Botox can. Well I am going to share a little story to illustrate why I would give this advice. You decide whether it's good advice or not.


One of my husbands' most vivid memories of his senior year in high school was the mother of one of his classmates. She volunteered at his all male school in bright blond hair, garish make-up, serious diamonds, and ultra mini skirts. This was 1969, so I am sure she was on the cutting edge of fashion in our conservative Midwestern town. What I'm not sure about is if her son is still in therapy over her fashion decisions.


Memories of this woman still make my husband laugh. Apparently all the boys in the class of 1969 did a fair amount of laughing about this woman . My husband will not confirm whether they actively ridiculed this woman to her son, but he will confirm the son was embarrassed by the whole situation. More than 35 years later, this woman's attempt to be fashionable and sexy still makes my husband chuckle and is one of the clearest memories he has of high school.


If you do not yet get the point of this story, I will spell it out: No one wants to be the woman in this story. You do not want to be forever remembered as the symbol of a woman vainly clinging to youth. You do not want your attempts at fashion to still produce laughter 35 years later. You want the maturity, that time has brought, to give you the wisdom to know when to leave certain styles to the young. When less is not more. You do not want to be your sons' worst nightmare.


So what should we wear throughout the decades? Kblogs' guide to fashion is as follows:

Late teens- 20s: Whatever you want. You will make young clothes hip and old clothes young. You have something money cannot buy, youth. Your skin is still beautiful and resilient. Your muscle tone still firm. Youth glows and it is a glow that cannot be purchased. Enjoy. You have what everyone in our youth oriented culture really wants and it is fleeting.


30s: Soccer moms you really are beautiful. A woman in her 30s has a mature beauty that is truly lovely. Many women in this age group are emerging from "babyland" and are once again discovering they are women, not just mothers. The average age an American woman has her first child is roughly 25 . By your 30s the kids are a little older, less labor intensive, but still the focus of your life. More importantly, they are still young enough to not notice if you wear a mini. Do it. Do not worry what your mother thinks. You are hot. The boy at the grocery store and your husbands' friends notice. Have fun but remember, the PTA can be a chilly place if you steal all the men.


Forties and beyond: We should not be wearing what our teen age daughters are wearing. Forget the Total cereal commercial where the mother loses weight and reclaims her jeans from her daughter. The mother looks ridiculous in the outfit and we have to wonder whether she really wants her daughters' teenage life, not just the jeans. Is this who we want to be?


We are grown-ups. We get to wear grown up clothes. Classics with flare. Sumptuous fabrics. Clothes that announce that we have arrived. Power clothes, even in casual wear. If power clothes are not your style, bohemian is an option. Tie dye. Boutique. Long flowing skirts and sandals. Interesting, challenging clothes that state our refusal to follow the dictates of fashion and let the world know there is something mildly subversive about us. (Flowing skirts also cover a multitude of figure flaws that seem to be a bit more difficult to non surgically remove once you are 40 .) Clothes that reveal the confidence that we have earned during our time on the planet. (Even flowing skirts can be slit up the side or cropped at the knee for those who still have the legs to carry it off). Sexy, tasteful clothes for the women 40 and beyond are available. The challenge is to realize that what looks sexy on the 20-30 year old woman does not look the same on the 40 and beyond woman. The ability to tastefully choose fashion determines an older woman's style and her ability to "wow" a room.


Sexiness does not die at 40. Each year the Sharon Stones of the world are showing everyone older women are sexy, powerful, interesting people with unique appeal. However, competing with the mini skirt crowd or wearing a teenagers clothing does not work for most women over 40. Most women will become an object of ridicule, not just to teenage boys, but also to their own peer group . When women vainly hold to the illusion that you are only as old as you feel, and then dress accordingly, we become that woman who still amuses the class of 1969. The woman we do not want to be.


Wisdom should be worn after 40. So I think Sharon Stone should show a little wisdom. Sure her legs are sexy, for a woman almost 50. I just think she is quickly moving closer to becoming a woman who tries to look 20 , vainly clinging to the notion that youth can be bought. I think the super short mini skirt no longer looks good on her. She is a sexy woman in her own right, she does not need to dress like her daughter, if she has one. I think her decision to wear the shortest skirts possible is not wise and that is a fashion mistake for the woman 40 and beyond. Wisdom is the must have fashion accessory for the woman over 40 and she should never leave the house without it.

Recently, I just watched Tyra Banks and the rest of renowned models and fashion critics go together with America's top model. On the first cycles of the search, most of the contestants are slim and tall as what models we viewed should be. However, on the following cycles of the America's top model, I noticed that most of the contestants were not tall and neither has in a way a potential for becoming a model. This I thought is changing the trend of the fashion industry. I verily understand, this is what we called a democratic fashion. Any race, sense and style can participate and give their fashion sense to what they represent most. We see in magazines, all those prototypes, blonde hair, blue eyes and long-legs are having the most advertisements while black and Asian looking girls are on the selected items only.

I give credit to Tyra's appreciation to what she sees that beauty not boxed, that beauty must get out from the conventional and explore other types. From the beauty search made by the production of Tyra, it clearly indicated the differences of beauties. Some beauties really standout not because they are tall and blond, or white, but beauty coming inside out. Among the activities and exercises, it goes to show that sometimes beauty can make its illusion through photographs. You can appreciate a black beauty through the lenses of the camera coming out in the pictures. Base on the pictures, it has got to show how other beautiful women can make dull pictures when in reality they are really beautiful. However, some pictures, though in real life the models doesn't really make that beautiful appearance still there are extra special about them because they produce perfect picture. The activity showed how others are photogenic while others are not.

It is not a guarantee then that a beautiful girl can show perfect picture if thus not a photogenic type. The model doesn't give an impact on the picture, a message of emotion that one feels when seeing a picture. It is like poetry in the picture.

What I am saying, people should learn to appreciate the kind of personality one has or even the kind of attitude one has that makes her different from other girls. The beauty not just coming from the inside but the outside combined.

Of course, in the realm of fashion especially in the higher class of fashion, we opt to have the perfect model. What do we mean by the perfect model? Of course, the perfect hair, the height, the looks, and the smile, more especially the drive to succeed. However, in this reality we have, not all women are tall but rather small, not all are slim but average and not all are beautiful. Fashion industry must look at the society as diverse in terms of form or shape, color and height. Since they are the one who designs dresses that fit to women, not women trying to fit on the clothes then they are, opt to see these differences. What is so sad even today is that large women lacks fashion sense or has difficulty selecting the right fashion for them. This is due to clothes are designed for those slimmer and average girls.

This kind of fashion sense could be a silent discrimination towards the larger and the slimmer. Eva, the last grand winner of America's top model, that was the smallest of the group, and as well as a black woman who made it said that "fashion has change". I just hope that they will continually appreciate black and even small girls to represent in hi end fashion industry. I also urge that they will look upon the farther end of the world that is Asians to make it globally. Beauty does not know boundaries thus it should not be limited.

With the upgrading of fashion and the varieties of women that can be models I just really hope, our fashion industry will set another kind of fashion. I guess fashion is again going back to the vintage that I believe is not the idea of creativity. We should set a trend that is different from the last generations of fashion to set this generation apart from them. A fashion that clothes women and don't deceive them that nudity is a fashion.